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<Everyone has joined the chat>
Zelda Gaming: Hey guys! I'm back!!
SALTY asinine Ravioli: Goddess, why are you ba- WHY IS MY NAME STILL THIS?!
Zelda: Here.
<Zelda has changed SALTY asinine Ravioli's name to Revali>
Revali: Thanks.
Zelda Gaming: Anyways, i'm here with some dares!
Mipha: Oh... um... okay...
Urbosa: I'm ready!
Revali: I guess I am too...
Link and Zelda: ready!
Daruk: Alright :)
Zelda Gaming: Great! First one is for Mipha... and kinda for Link.
Link and Mipha: Uh-oh...
Zelda Gaming: Alright. Mipha, I dare you to give Link the Zora Armo-
Mipha: NO!!!!!
<Mipha has left the chat>
Link: What was that?
Revali: I was TRYING to tell you earlier! But Mipha stopped me.
Zelda Gaming: And I'm stopping you now :)
<Revali has been kicked off the chat>
Daruk: Why'd you do that?
Zelda Gaming: Cause.
<Daruk has added Revali to the chat>
<Mipha has joined the chat>
Mipha: Hi, I'm back! Are we done with that dare?
Zelda Gaming: Yes. Next one... Urbosa, you gotta burn Revali's house down.
Urbosa: Gladly!!
*A few minutes later*
Revali: MY FREAKIN HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!
Urbosa: Dare completed.
Zelda Gaming: Good job.
Revali: who in the WHOLE WORLD likes these dares?!
Mipha: Me.. well, kinda, not the first one...
Urbosa: ME!!
Daruk: They're fun to watch.
Link: I do :)
Zelda: I like them :)
Link: <3
Revali: >:\
Zelda Gaming: Everyone likes them but you, Revali. Anyways, this is our last dare for today. Link, you gotta make the classic Link noises in the chat.
Link: Uh... alright.
*googles the noises*
Link: HYAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
Mipha: WHAT THE HECK?!
Link: I do that too... many a time.
Zelda Gaming: KEEP GOING!!
Link: WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS!!
Zelda: wut
Zelda Gaming: that's from the TV show.
Revali: hm yea i know about that isnt ganon like a giant pig thing???
Link: thats weirddddddd
Zelda Gaming: To be fair, he's a storm cloud who's true form is a boar made out of malice in this game
Revali: what do you mean "this game?"
Zelda Gaming: Oh yeah, in my world all of you are fictional video game characters. And in this game Link has amnesia, Zelda wakes him up and then he goes around saving all you guys from the divine beasts and collects memories in most of which zelda is yelling at link and stuff, one is the rise of ravioli saying that stuff is asinine, Link gets a motorcycle before venturing into the castle to save zelda.
Everyone: ...
Zelda Gaming: oh yeah and the player plays as Link.
Link: WHAT IN THE NAME OF HYLIA
Zelda Gaming: Yep :) and everyone has to fight the blights as Link, and RAVIOLI how in the WORLD could you not defeat WINDBLIGHT?! HE'S SO EASYYYYYY!! I've defeated him 3 TIMES on the first try every time.
Zelda Gaming: AND HIS WEAKNESS IS ARROWS!
Zelda Gaming: and you claim to be the best rito archer of all time... *shaked head sadly*
Revali: I murder you in your sleep.
*Zelda Gaming backs away*
Mipha: Let's not be so hasty there, Ravio- sorry, Revali.
Link: Mipha i've read your diary.
Zelda Gaming: me too
*Mipha blushes furiously*
Mipha: Um...
<Mipha has left the chat>
Urbosa: Great, she's gone.
Zelda Gaming: Urbosa, I've read your journal too.
Urbosa: So? I don't care.
Zelda Gaming: I learned you are a fellow Zelink shipper :)
Urbosa: Yes. Yes I am.
Zelda Gaming: and i learned that Ravioli is the saltiest, most ASININE rito to every live!!
Revali: *growls*
Daruk: ;D
Zelda Gaming: Welp! That's all the time we have :) DON'T GET COOKED, STAY OFF THE HOOK!
Revali: Wha- that sounds like Link's gonna try and fish up Mipha XD
Zelda Gaming: Wrong thing :)
<Everyone has left the chat>
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