BOTW Group Chat

The Saga of Name Changes (Part 3)

<Everyone has joined the chat>

Revali: hey peeps

Daruk: hello

Link: Zelda got mad at me :(

Zelda: Oh Link! I didn't mean too!

Mipha: What happened?

<Zelda Gaming has joined chat>

Zelda Gaming: If any of you has played BOTW or watched youtube, then you know it's the memory, Zelda's Resentment. Baiiiiiii

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Urbosa: But wait they already came to the Oasis, and had the Blades of the Yiga memory! Zelda's Resentment happens before!

Revali: haha plot twist

Mipha: maybe it was a mistake, but Zelda continue.

Zelda: Well... I was looking at one of those ancient shrines and then Link came (bein my knight and all) and then i got mad and uh... mighta yelled at him a lot.

Link: and i still gotta guard you

Zelda: yes, i know.

Urbosa: Just go onto youtube if you wanna see the entire argument lol

Urbosa: Or buy a switch if u wanna see the entire Zelink timeline and see zeldie fall in love with linki-

Mipha: just shut up pls

Urbosa: Or read miphas diary and see HER fall in love with linki-

Zelda: SHUT UP

Urbosa: Or read Payas diary and see HERRRR fall in love with linki-

Link: just shut up i dont wanna know how many peeps in hyrule are in love with me

Urbosa: its like 80% of the entire female population lol

Link: as long as its not urbosa we're good

Urbosa: ye its not me u know im a zelink shipper lol

Revali: i want link to be lonely

Daruk: you truly are asinine and the most jerky glorified turkey in the world

<Daruk has changer Revali's name to Asinine Glorfied Turkey>

Asinine Glorified Turkey: i hate you all

<Asinine Glorified Turkey has changed Daruk's name to Rock boi>

Rock Boi: i have done barely anything to you

<Asinine Glorified Turkey has changed Link's name to Da Linky Boi>

Da Linky Boi: what the actual hell ravioli

Mipha: i dunno

Asinine Glorified Turkey: ur next MIPHA

<Asinine Glorified Turkey has changed Mipha's name to Linkie's Sushi>

Linkie's Sushi: revali.

Asinine Glorified Turkey: im never stopping *devil horns appear*

<Asinine Glorified Turkey has changed Urbosa's name to The *drunk* Zelink Shipper>

The *drunk* Zelink Shipper: I for real hate you ravioli

<Asinine Glorified Turkey has changed Zelda's name to The Angry Princess>

The Angry Princess: Thats it im booting ravioli out of the chat

<The Angry Princess has kicked Asinine Glorified Turkey out of the chat>

The *drunk* Zelink Shipper: great, now can you change our names

The Angry Princess: yeah sure

<The Angry Princess has changed The *drunk* Zelink Shipper's name to Urbosa>

<The Angry Princess has changed Linkie's Sushi's name to Mipha>

<The Angry Princess has changed Da Linkie Boi's name to Link>

<The Angry Princess has changed Rock Boi's name to Daruk>

Daruk: Ty Princess

The Angry Princess: um can someone change my name pls

Link: ill do it princess

<Link has changed The Angry Princess's name to Zelda>

Zelda: Thx Link

Link: /.^./

Mipha: welp i gotta go

Link: @&$(&%*)@*$&@*#)$?"}{":

Zelda: None of us speak in symbols, Link.

Link: Sorry a bokoblin snuck in and started jumping on my keyboard.

Daruk: Little guy, are you alright?

Link: Yah

Mipha: alright good.

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Daruk: Welp gotta go

Link: Same bai Daruk and Zelda

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Urbosa: YA'LL IM STILL HERE

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