"I still can't believe you're an insomniac with sleep powers""Yeah, well, I can't believe you can be so small and yet, so annoying?"
"Out of all of us, I was sure I would've become the drug addict fresh out of rehab.""Well, it's my thing, so find your own personality trait."
"So, you're sure we can stop this?""Honestly? With these idiots, I have no idea."
"Do I count as one of those idiots?"
"You're number zero right?"
"I'll take that as a yes, you dick."
"You think we could start telling time with our names?""Go to sleep..."
"Like, if you asked me what time it was—"
"Gray—"
"And I answered with something on the lines of, it's Ben'oclock, would you get what I mean?"
"I'm gonna shoot you in the foot if you don't shut up.."
"Shh, Go to bed, Five, it's "Allison-in the morning.""
"Oh, my God."
"Can I put him to sleep?""You come near me, and I will sucker punch you in the throat."
"Sweet dreams, Bitch."
"All these years and you never knew I liked you?""Honestly, I just kinda thought you were obsessed with me."
"Really?
"No. well, I knew—I knew I liked you, I just didn't know you actually liked me back. Until you told me"
"Well, I—I still do."
"Oh."
"I know your my twin and all, but that just gives me special permission to call you a stupid idiot.""You call me that all the time."
"Yeah, but this time I actually mean it."
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Insomniac
Fanfic"I'll sleep when I'm dead." "Well, if we don't find a way to stop this apocalypse, then that just might be what happens." "Well, shit." *******☂️******