Josh-Drunken Bowling

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You're out bowling and drinking with you boyfriend Josh and your best friends Danny, Sammy, and Jake. Josh is way past drunk at this point and keeps doing childish things.

"It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler" you tell Danny as you two are the only sober ones.

"Imagine being in a band with him and the other 2 idiots 24/7." Josh suddenly picks up a bowling ball and goes to lick it after Jake "triple dog dared him".

"JOSH! DO NOT FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD LICK THAT FUCKING BOWLING BALL" he ignores you and continues to go and lick it.

"Lick it and you aren't getting fucked for 2 weeks" he suddenly turns to you like a puppy being caught and drops the bowling. He waddles over to you and plops on the chair besides you.

"You're no fun" he huffs. You roll your eyes and watch sammy go up for his turn.

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