I stumbled outside of the inn i was staying at, it was right outside a small village. I walked into the woods. Further and further into the middle of the woods, then I saw two trolls by a fire. Wretched creatures. And difficult to kill on your own. I tiptoed behind a tree, lifting my green hood over my head. I drew my sword, readying myself.
"'Ey mate, I'm starving over 'ere!" One said.
"It ain't my fault! I 'avent gotten a bite to eat since forever ago!" The other said.
"Donnie! You ate that man yesterday!" The first one said
"No Ricky, you ate him!" Donnie yelled
"I shared!" Ricky retorted
They continued to argue. I laughed quietly at there bickering.
"Why don't we raid the village?" Donnie suggested
I took this chance to charge them from behind. I jumped to reach their them and swung my sword and hit Ricky's chest. " AH WHAT THE 'ELL?!" He yelled and they both charged me. I ran deeper into the woods, away from their den.
"We're going to get you!" Ricky yelled to me, running after me clumsily.
"Sure you are!" I taunted climbing a high tree and drawing my bow. Normally I would have faced them head on but I was sure if I did I wouldn't see tomorrow.
I heard two voices in the distance over the trolls grumbling and arguing. coming closer.
" 'ey. You 'ere that noise?" Donnie said to Ricky.
"Yes, it sounds like more supper!" Ricky replied.
The source of the voices came into view. One of them had blonde braided hair and a brown hood. The other had brown loose hair and a blue hood.
"Dwarves!" Donnie shouted.
They don't look like dwarves! I thought to myself They have no beards!
"Ha they look more like elves than dwarves!" I laughed
The "dwarves" assumed attack. I jumped down from the tree, I wince in pain from the fall. but quickly recovered. I ran to were the action was, "RAAAH!" I yelled like a barbarian as a shot my arrows. Soon I ran out and began with my sword, fighting along side the strangers.
Soon I took the finale blow to Donnie's head and both the trolls were dead.
"We are fili,," the blonde said
"And kili," the brunette added
"At your service!" They said in unison, bowing.
"I am Kyra Arkenshield, at your service!" I bowed, I rarely curtsied unless I was in the presence of legend.
"How the hell did you get mixed up with trolls?" The Fili asked
"Oh uh," I paused. "I went for a walk and just ran into them." I replyed.
"How do we look like elfs?!" Kili asked abruptly.
"Well, you don't have beards." I said
"So?" Kili asked
"Most dwarfs have beards!" I said
"No they don't!" He argued, beginning to turn red. I could tell this was a touchy subject.
"Yeah huh!!" I shouted
"No they don't! We are dwarfs and we do not have beards!" He yelled
"Ok." I said, knowing it would make him more pissed.
"Ye-wait, what?" He said confused.
"I said you probably right. I don't know that much about dwarfs so I wouldn't know." I grinned at my cleverness.
He grumbled about something and began to cool off.
"So why is a girl like you doing walking alone in the wood, tawnting trolls?" Fili asked curiously.
"Well, I wanted to kill something before I left out of the village," I smiled. "And they were the first thing I saw so..."
"So you just decided to take on two full grown trolls on your own?" Kili laughed
"Pretty much."
"Where are you headed to?" Fili asked
"I'm not sure. I tend to wander. And I will continue to until I find my purpose." I replied.
"Hhhhmmmm. Can me and kili speak for just a moment?" Fili asked.
"Of course." I said
They whispered for a good five minuets or so. then stood to attention, and kili did not look that happy
"Kyra Arkenshield, would you like to join our company?" Fili asked.
"What?" I asked a bit confused.
"Our company. You can't actually join until we speak to Thorin and the rest of the company." Fili said.
"Uhm..." I said uncertainly.
