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NExt chap!!

Kash and green were both sleeping in bed as a ding from kash's phone woke up green, kash snored loudly and groans in his sleep.

Green: kash?.. Kash


Kash continues to sleep and hugs green tightly.

Green sighs and checks to see what the dare is and hugs kash back

Green: cmon kash, get up!

Kash: lemme sleep! Pleaaaaaseeeeee....

Green: no, we have a job to d-

Kash kisses green to shut him up. Then goes back to sleep.

Green: b- we have to do the dare

Kash: shush.. Please

Green: but-

Kash: LET ME FUCKING SLEEP YOU FUC-

Green silences kash with a vine.

Kash: mmph...

Green: no, you're gonna get up, so we can do this dare

Kash: only if you promise to go on a date with me after..

Green: Listen I hate mornings as wel- oh ok sure, we can do that but you must get up

Kash: wait really?

Green: Were you expecting me to say no?

Kash:.... yeah

Green: Do you think I hate you or something?

Kash: its a possibility..

Green kisses Kash's head and gets up telling Kash to get up as well then when Kash gets up they leave to announce the dare

Green: Everyone we have a da- wait no one is here. Kash cover your ears. EVERYONE WE HAVE A DARE!

Kash: ow..

Everybody slowly accumulated into the room and finally when everybody was there they explained the dare

Kash: well! Todays dare, is to meet the people of team anarchy.. A discord server, sounds fun!

Green: ... I know th-

Kash: green shut up

Green: okay

Kash: well.. They should be here soon.. Sooo, be ready! Imma go chug some vodka

Green: no you arent, I cant have you hungover on our date


Kash:... fine..

Sylvia: DID I HEAR DATE?

Kash: aw fuck green.. Now we have a problem..

There was a loud knock at the door and voices could be heard from the other side

Withers: mom, dad. This isnt mcdonalds.

IJ: change of plans!

Kash opened the door and ushered in an espeon, decigueye, a jolteon that was hugging said decidueye, an absol, a serperior and a glaceon

Green and Green²: wow! We're identical!

Withers, the glaceon: This definitely isnt mcdonalds!

Sylvia:.. Am I allowed to ship green with green²?

Everybody turns to her and yells: NO!

IJ: YEEEES

kash² to Kash: I like your cuts G

Kash: so.. We're the same person?

IJ the decidueye: you seem really different, She doesnt have blue.. Hair? And you seem to be a bit taller

Kash: She?

TA kash nods and looks around the room

TA kash: yall have any vodka?

Kash: yeah, its in my room, up the stairs and to the left

TA kash walks out of the room.

Kash: so.. She has a kid?

IJ: more like step-kid... its complicated

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