eeveelution squad ask or dare

Chaos played in C#

Yoooo, next chapter pog.

As TA Kash and IJ yelled at each other with a random mix of russian coming from TA kash everyone just watched a little confused and annoyed

Kash: CAN EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE?

TA Kash: Why are you yelling?!

Kash: BECAUSE YOU ARE

Withers: This is kinda scary

Kash: See? You're scaring your...kid?

Thunder: Technically also your kid

IJ: Quiet Thunder you're irrelevant

Kash: ...we're getting nowhere

Green: Hey when was the last time we did a dare?

Kash: About [number] [unit of time] ago

Green: I think we should do that

Kash: Fine I'll go pick one out of a hat

Kash rustles around in the hat, yet finds nothing

Kash: Oh damn, no dares or asks, who could've seen that coming?

Withers: Well...now what?

Green: Well considering we have nothing in the hat and no more plans, I guess we could just...talk?

IJ: Nah that's boring let's go burn an Arby's

Green: Why an Arby's??

Kash: To cook the meat-

IJ: They didn't have the meats

Kash: WHAT?!

IJ: I know, it's a harsh reality that we must accept

Withers: Dad we can't burn an Arby's, that's illegal

IJ: I'll get you a lollipop after if we do

Withers: I see what you're trying to do, but no! You can't manipulate me with food-

IJ: TWO lollipops?

Withers: ...

They all go to the local Arby's

TA Kash: how did my life- *hic* lead me here?..

IJ: A series of bad decisions, now come on where's my lighter

???: HEY!

The group turns around to see a mon dressed in co clothing approaching them

Cop: Do you know what you're doing right now?

Withers: Sir we're really sorry-

Cop: Loitering is a serious crime around here!

They turn to a "No loitering" sign that went previously unnoticed

Cop: I'll let you go now, but I hope you learned a lesson from this

After the cop left, IJ prepares to do an illegal

Meanwhile, ES (plus Kash and Green) are still at the house because they didn't agree to arso

Kash: Finally they're gone for a bit.. imma go l

Kash was laying in bed trying to not fuel his crippling alcoholism when the door was knocked off its hinges and...

IJ: SUP BITCHES I BURNED SOMETHING

TA kash: WE'RE BACK

Green: Nice

A faint FUCK could be heard from kash's room