Naruto Magazine: Issue #11

♨Advice: ...the Talk♨

Hello all! This is Grace (superfangirl13) again! So, I couldn't find anything to write about, so I decided to ask a bunch of people from the Leaf Village what they would do in certain situations.

(Bold = Me / Normal = Naruto characters)

Okay, what would you do if you found one of your female friends crying because she broke up with her boyfriend?

Naruto: I would take her out for ramen! Ramen makes everything better!

Sakura: Well, I would first comfort her by giving her a hug, and then beat the pulp out of the idiot who broke her heart!

Sasuke: *stone face* I have no female friends.

Sakura: *has mental breakdown in corner*

Kakashi: Well, I would probably give her some advice, not sure what, and then a copy of my favorite book series to keep her mind off of her ex.

Um... okay? Next question! How would you try to avoid "the Talk"?

Naruto: Uh... what's the talk?

Sakura: *blushes* W-well I... *glances at Sasuke*

Sasuke: *as clueless as Naruto and tries to look cool*

Kakashi: *in mysterious voice* Weeeellllllll...

Actually, never mind! Um, our other guests are awfully quiet. This next question will be directed to you guys. Say you were in public, and you were laughing so hard, you accidentally ripped out a huge fart. What would you do?

Ino: Ew, I'm a lady! I don't fart!

Choji: *munches potato chips* It happens to me quite a lot, so I just ignore all the looks.

Shikamaru: *yawns* This is so troublesome.

Itachi: *stone face* I don't go out in public.

Kisame: *roars in laughter* Kill all witnesses of course!

Hidan: **** THESE QUESTIONS! WHY THE **** AM I EVEN ******* HERE *******! AND **** YOU FOR ASKING SUCH ******* QUESTIONS!

*shrug* Haters gonna hate. Moving on to our other guests, who have yet to speak. What would your advice be to the students who forgot to study for a huge test the night before and have no choice but to cram?

Gai: Ah! Such youthfulness! Such w-

Next guest.

Lee: Yout-

Next one over.

Hidan: ***-

Whatever old man. Shikamaru, why don't you answer the question?

Shikamaru: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

...well damn. Sasuke, what w-

Sasuke: FIGHT ME ITA-

*tasers Sasuke* Okay, you know what? I'll just answer the question myself. So, I would advise you to just cram as fast as you can for that test, and watch out for the next. When the next test comes, know your material, get some good sleep and don't stress. It's not the end of the world if you flunk a test.

Okay, that's it for this Advice Column! Sorry if it wasn't much help, and hopefully you got at least some laughter out of this. If you need any advice for anything at all, be sure to comment below or PM me! Thank you for reading!

Grace, out!