I did something bad

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sorry for not updating in a while, I don't really have a reason other than I've been feeling gloomy for the last couple of months, but here's a crack shot. 👍

Rare pair

Daishou x Kuroo

(Let's just say they live in a walking distance of each other)

Chat between SmexySnak and deliCATe

deliCATe: I did something bad

SmexySnak: Am I hallucinating or are you actually talking to me?

deliCATe: really, really bad

SmexySnak: if the so-called bad thing is that bad that it resorted you to contact me, then it must be really bad, and I'm not up for it

deliCATe: stop trying to be proper and use common sense, I talk to ur team, and I know you wrecked and spray painted the restrooms-

SmexySnak: OKOK

SmexySnak: don't u dare tell anyone or I'll have ur head on a platter

deliCATe: so cold, and for what? 🥶

SmexySnak: what do you want

deliCATe: I filled water guns with cat piss and gave it to the neighbour's kids to fight with, UwU

SmexySnak: I-

deliCATe: cat got your tongue?

SmexySnak: ew, don't do puns

deliCATe: what did you just do-

SmexySnak: I ewwed you

SmexySnak: 1. never do that 'UwU' thing ever again, that shit be looking horrifying in real life

deliCATe: 😒

SmexySnak: 2. yOU DID WHAT NOW-

deliCATe: can't you read?

SmexySnak: nO, HOLD ON I'M COMING RN

deliCATe: that's what she said

SmexySnak: I meant I'm coming to your house, dumbass

deliCATe: I didn't need to know you were jacking off to my house 😀👍

SmexySnak: I will not hesitate to block u bitch

deliCATe: k

SmexySnak: open the door

deliCATe: wha- pls don't kill me 😰

SmexySnak: imma watch da fight go down, laugh at the dumb kids and bet on which kid's gonna win, duh 🙄🤚

deliCATe: the keys under the gnome, grab a pack of popcorn on your way to my room

SmexySnak: aight

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Bruh, I'm so fucking tired- I wrote this at like 11:20 pm, but like I can feel the eye bags forming.

I might do a Christmas special though basically, I'm like 40-ish hours late.

soooooooooo, bye ✌️

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