sorry for not updating in a while, I don't really have a reason other than I've been feeling gloomy for the last couple of months, but here's a crack shot. 👍
Rare pair
Daishou x Kuroo
(Let's just say they live in a walking distance of each other)
Chat between SmexySnak and deliCATe
deliCATe: I did something bad
SmexySnak: Am I hallucinating or are you actually talking to me?
deliCATe: really, really bad
SmexySnak: if the so-called bad thing is that bad that it resorted you to contact me, then it must be really bad, and I'm not up for it
deliCATe: stop trying to be proper and use common sense, I talk to ur team, and I know you wrecked and spray painted the restrooms-
SmexySnak: OKOK
SmexySnak: don't u dare tell anyone or I'll have ur head on a platter
deliCATe: so cold, and for what? 🥶
SmexySnak: what do you want
deliCATe: I filled water guns with cat piss and gave it to the neighbour's kids to fight with, UwU
SmexySnak: I-
deliCATe: cat got your tongue?
SmexySnak: ew, don't do puns
deliCATe: what did you just do-
SmexySnak: I ewwed you
SmexySnak: 1. never do that 'UwU' thing ever again, that shit be looking horrifying in real life
deliCATe: 😒
SmexySnak: 2. yOU DID WHAT NOW-
deliCATe: can't you read?
SmexySnak: nO, HOLD ON I'M COMING RN
deliCATe: that's what she said
SmexySnak: I meant I'm coming to your house, dumbass
deliCATe: I didn't need to know you were jacking off to my house 😀👍
SmexySnak: I will not hesitate to block u bitch
deliCATe: k
SmexySnak: open the door
deliCATe: wha- pls don't kill me 😰
SmexySnak: imma watch da fight go down, laugh at the dumb kids and bet on which kid's gonna win, duh 🙄🤚
deliCATe: the keys under the gnome, grab a pack of popcorn on your way to my room
SmexySnak: aight
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Bruh, I'm so fucking tired- I wrote this at like 11:20 pm, but like I can feel the eye bags forming.
I might do a Christmas special though basically, I'm like 40-ish hours late.
soooooooooo, bye ✌️
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Haikyuu one-shots and scenarios!
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