Q: N- what are nicknames or pet names you have for each other?
S: I like to use a variety, it's always great to see my beautiful prince get flustered from being a cocky asshole from time to time.
A: HEY, I HEARD THAT YOU KNOW-
*Ehem* either way, I like to call him based on how he looks!
Just came out the shower?
Who's that hottie? I don't have the voice to talk once he-
S: Shut up and let's get onto the next question
Q: O- on fire: how bad are their road rages?
S: Oh god... If you're on the motorway with Tsumu... I'm not saying you should jump out the car, but you should jump out the car.
A: Eh, Omi's not too bad, to be honest, just swears a whole bunch and death threats which he says to himself
Q: P- How bad are their pranks?
S: To be completely honest, he does so many that are from Oikawa that I don't even know if hugging or even kissing me was a challenge or not
A: I have... Never seen Omi do a challenge? I don't know, I heard he was added to a group chat with the previous Nekoma's captain who supposedly does a bunch of challenges but I've never seen him do one
Q: Q- What are some of the best 'quests' you have done?
S: Atsu plans practically all of our dates, but I'd say the best one was when he took me star gazing on a high hill just outside the city
A: Omi rarely ever plans our dates, to him, everything we do together is a date
Q: R- How responsible are they?
S: This isn't even a question at all, -2/10, he's as mature as a 2-year-old
A: Omi acts all serious an' stuff, but when we're alone it's as he forgets there's a =n outside world where his usual self is
Q: S- What are their 'superpowers'?
S: Even though he's so clumsy and acts so stupid all the time, whenever we're at matches where it's getting difficult and the atmosphere is tense, he just... becomes more serious? And it's like REALLY HOT??? Mind you, he looks good most times, but mostly cute
A: OMI'S REALLY STRONG! Like- in physical body shape, we're not THAT much different but he can pick me up so easily! I'm not saying that I weigh a ton but we practically weigh the same and he picks me up like I'm just a sack of potatoes!
Q: T- What is trespassing their boundaries?
S: uhmmm, he doesn't really have many boundaries... Well, at least for me, but I guess one of the things that piss him off is touching his more personal stuff without permission or bragging about something that he's trying to get. Sort of like when I get my ice cream first in line hehe.
A: It's definitely when I drool in my sleep on his pillow, I remember once when I did that and pushed me off the bed with another pillow! 0/10 I do not recommend drooling on his pillow to tease him.
Q: U- what did you underestimate about each other when you first met?
S: I'd say his lack of being a decent human, meaning I thought he was a complete douche, I'm not going to lie, when I first saw him I had mistaken him for Terushima for a split second.
A: I guess of him having a heart? Kind of? I knew he was a normal human like the rest of us but I guess I kinda never thought but thought he didn't really have a sense of empathy- or... he might be an extraterrestrial...?
Q: V- What variety of kinks do they have?
S: Praise. I really don't know what else there is to say.
A: I never thought I'd say this but Omi's one of the freakiest people I've ever met, and that's saying a lot knowing and being friends with someone like Sunarin! But... I'm not complaining about his freaky wrists~
Q: W- How do they react to winning against someone?
S: He gets so fucking cocky about it, sometimes I just want to punch him in the face for it.
A: Omi Omi gives the scariest and most shit-eating smirks ever! It's so annoying!
Q: X- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
(Edit: I couldn't think of anything to put here, so if you do know something I could use for 'X' I could edit it in ;-;)
Q: Y- Who yaps a lot?
S: Atsumu. Why is this even a question you ask?
A: Uhmmmm, I don't knowwww, it's a pretty difficult question, I'll have to skip.
Q: Z- If you could describe them as a zoo animal, which animal would they be based on appearance?
S: Ironically, he resembles a fox a lot.
A: mmm, I'd say a cute little black bunny!
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