Takes place in the MSBY team interviews and magazine thingies
Sakusa x Atsumu
Author-chan: Welcome to an interview with your new magazine manager! You will answer simple questions! I promise no one's holding me hostage, Haha!
Q: A- what are they amazing at doing? (Hobbies, sports blAh blah)
S- Atsumu's good at volleyball obviously, but he's actually not half bad at being a good critic on fashion and clothes.
A- Uhhhhmmm, I don't really know, Omi's practically amazing at everything! Though I do like it when he draws, he doesn't let me see though, so I have to steal them when he's not looking! >:D
Q: B- what do they like to brag about?
S- oh god... he likes to brag about basically everything, there's no way I can actually pinpoint what he brags about the most...
A- He always brags about how he's smarter than me! He yet still has to show me that! The school tests don't count!
Q: C- How are they caring about you?
S: He likes to comfort me a lot and do a few chores around the house when I feel exhausted or absolutely drained out :)
A: Omi gives me so many more kisses and sweets! Sometimes I like to act sad on purpose because he does everything for me... Btw he also brings me fatty tuna as well, don't tell him though!
Q: D- How good are they at dancing?
S: He acts like he knows what he's doing but when people look at him weird he gets all flustered and just sulks for an eternity... And then I have to comfort him
A: OMI'S ABSOLUTE TRASH. He just stands there doing nothing with his stupid red cup! He doesn't even join me!!!
Q: E- What are their exercise routines like?
S: To be honest, I have no idea, I don't really join him, but he joins me instead.
A: I have no idea how Omi-Kun does his at all, IT'S ABSOLUTE HELL, MY LEGS ARE TIRED, MY HANDS ARE GOING TO FALL OFF, I BROKE MY SPINE AN-
Q: F- How do they take in failure?
S: Oh my god... He acts like a totally different person, one minute he's nice and sweet and all fluffy, the next he looks like he wants to have your head on his wall
A: Omi doesn't really show it physically, but he gets more aggressive, agitated and will probably push you down the stairs if he had the chance to.
Q: G- How grateful are they for presents/cards/gifts they receive?
S: He either likes the gift and acts like he had been given the world between his hands or he acts like he actually likes it throwing a couple of insults and then just giving it away, it also kinda depends on the person who gave it to him.
A: He just smiles a bit and stutters and malfunctions a lot...
Q: H- What makes them happy?
S: Ever since Osamu said he wasn't going to play volleyball anymore and the fact now that they rarely see each other. Atsumu's face brightens up so much you could tell, it's like night and daytime, he acts as if he hates it but actually cares so much.
A: Me, obviously 🙄
Q: I- How much would you rank their intelligence on a scale of 1-10?
S: -2/10
A: OMI'S THE SMARTEST EVER! 10/10
Q: J- How do they feel about nature? Like Forests, Jungles etc.
S: He likes the sea a lot for some reason, don't know why...
A: Omi-Omi likes to spend his sunsets under trees, he says the view reminds him of me >~<
Q: K- How good are they in the kitchen?
S: NEVER. LET. ATSUMU. NEAR. THE. KITCHEN.
A: Omi's not too bad, he can actually cook, but he says he doesn't want the kitchen to get dirty so it's completely useless :')
Q: L- How do they show their 'Love'?
S: He kisses my neck every time! I think it might be because he has to get on his tippy toes to kiss me...
A: Omi just tells me straightforward, like no suge=arcoating, clinginess or anything. Just tells me and that's it -_-
Q: M- What are they like in the morning?
S: Shockingly, Atsumu's actually a morning person, he gets up around 6 to go for runs and then comes back to shower and lazy on the couch.
A: Omi's so grumpy, he won't actually get up from bed if there's no actual work he has to do, so I have to keep forcing him out while he pouts the entire day 🙄
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Uhmmm, hi? Sorry for dying constantly but I've just been busy with school and comforting a few people!!!
I won't say I'll be updating anytime soon, but I'll try to make another chapter this month.
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