Shiva was sleeping and someone comes and tries to wake him up...but he was in deep sleep so he doesn't wakeup...
Someone : kabse utha rhi hu par ye tho uth he nhi rhe hai....ab kya karu???
(The person goes and opens the window so that sunlight fall on his face and he wakesup but still he doesn't wake up.....the person goes and gets a small bucket of water and pours the water on his face...and Shiva wakes up screaming)
Shiva : (shouts) aa chipkali...akal ki dushman aise kon uthta hai??? Gadhedi!!
Someone : chipkali nhi...apki choti chipkali...
(Shiva looks up)
Shiva : pari??? Tum ne pani dal mujhpe?? Bacha aisa kon krta hai...??
(PARI IS SHIVI'S 4 YEARS DAUGHTER)
Pari ; papa mujhe pata hai aise nhi uthate...par mai apko kabse utha rhi hu par ap tho uth he nhi rhe ho....
Shiva : are bacha mai thak gya hu isliye....waise apki mumma kaha hai???
Pari : mumma Nani k ghar gyi hai...
Shiva : mami k ghar q??
Pari : uff ohh papa...ap bhul gye aaj Anu masi ki shadi hai...
Shiva : are ha mai bhul gya Aaj Anita ki shadi hai....
(takes his phone and calls raavi)
Raavi : ha bol Shiva....uth gya tu...??
Shiva : aa gadhedi!! Wo sab chod tu...ye bata tu pari ko yaha chod k q chali gyi....(pari makes puppy face) nhi mera matlab agar tu ja rhi thi tho usse bhi le jati...mai bad mai aajata....
Raavi : Shiva tu mujh pe gussa q ho rha hai...?? Aur tu bol tho aise rha hai jise tu apni beti ko nhi janta...maine tho usse kitna kaha tha ki chale mere saat par wo rone lag gyi....waise bhi teri puch (tale) hai wo...dusre bache apni mumma k sath rhene ki zid karte hai aur ye madam tere sath....
Shiva : are pan tu janti hai na aaj kal dukaan pe kitna kaam hota hai....aur rishita bhabhi ki pregnancy k wajha se dev bhi dukaan pe nhi aa pata tho Sara kaam mujhe aur gombhi ko dekhna hota hai...aur mai kitna thak jata hu....
Raavi : mai janti hu Shiva...par pari maan he nhi rhi thi tho kya karti mai....
Shiva : are tho wo nhi maan rhi thi tho tu he ruk jati...hum log bad mai chale jate...
Raavi : kaisi baate kar rha hai tu Shiva...mai nhi jati tho masi ki help kon karta?? Waise bhi mai kal raat ko he jane wale thi par pari nhi arhi thi isliye mai bhi nhi ja payi...
Shiva : are gadhedi mai janta ho....par tu bhi tho janti hai na kuch dinno se dukaan mai kitna kaam bad gya hai mujhe aaram tho kya tere liye aur pari k liye bhi time nikaln kitna mushkil ho gya hai.....
Raavi : mai janti hu Shiva...acha tu ek kaam kar tu soja aur pari ko phone mai cartoon laga k de mai thodi mai aati hu....
Shiva : nhi ab rhene de....waise bhi tujhe waha rhena chahiye...chal thik hai tu waha sambhal hum thodi der mai aate hai....
Raavi : thik hai jaldi aana...
(They cut the call)
(Shiva looks at pari)
Shiva : chalo madam nahane...
Pari : ha papa chalo...
(Shiva picks Pari...they go for shower and then come out)
Pari : papa ap aur mai same same kapde phenenge...
Shiva : ha mera bacha....
Pari : papa mujhe wo black wali new dress chahiye...
(Shiva points towards the dress in cupboard)
Shiva : ye?? (Pari nods yes) agar apne black dress pheni tho wo apki nani bolegi (acting like mami) hy Maro bhogilal is jungli ne meri pyari pari ko itne shubh din pe bhi aise kale kapde phenaye...
(Pari giggles)
(Shiva looks for clothes in cupboard...while pari stands on bed and dries her hair...and water drops fell on Shiva's face... Shiva looks at her and smiles thinking she does same like raavi)
Shiva : oye..meri choti chipkali yaha aao....
(Shiva dries her hair and makes her wear clothes...he too wears his clothes and stands in front of the mirror making his hair...)
Pari : papa jaldi karo na...apko mere bhi baal banane hai....papa apka phone do....
Shiva : phone q chahiye??
Pari : papa do na...
(Shiva gives his phone and pari sees some hairstyles on YouTube and asks Shiva to make)
Pari : papa ye wala bandna hai mujhe...
Shiva : ye??
Pari : ha papa isme mai priceness lagungi...
Shiva : bacha ap phele se he meri priceness ho iski kya jarurat hai??
Pari : ye bhot sundar...
Shiva : (in mind) in dono maa beti ko sach mai lagta hai mai koi parlor wali didi hu?? Phele chipkali nakhre karti thi aur ab ye choti chipkali.....
Pari : papa bano na...
(Shiva tries to make the hairstyles but it turns out very funny... pari looks at her hair and cries)
Shiva : are bacha... sorry sorry...galti se hogya...chup hojao...
(She cries more)
Shiva : (in mind) ye beti meri hai aur nakhre sare chipkaliyo wale.....
(Shiva picks her in his hands and wipes his tears)
Shiva : acha meri baat sunno...humna mumma ko bolengi apke hairstyle karne ok...abhi k liye aise he pony band deta hu thik hai...
Pari : ok...
(Shiva makes her stand on bed and then ties her hair)
Shiva : hogya...ab khush meri maa...??
Pari : (kiss on his cheeks) ha papa...ab jaldi chalo mujhe bhot bhuki lagi hai...
Shiva : acha bhuki lagi hai?? Aur jabse nautanki kar rhi thi tab apko bhuki nhi lagi??
Pari : (cutely) papa itni nautanki ki tabhi tho bhuki lagi...
(Then they go in Kitchen... Shiva makes pari sit on Kitchen slab and makes noodles for her)
Pari : papa jaldi karo na bhot bhuki lagi hai....
Shiva : ha bacha kar rha hu... kitni garmi hai yaha....
(Pari takes her handkerchief and wipes Shiva's forehead...Shiva smiles....then Shiva makes pari eat the noodles and pari feeds Shiva...they finish their noodles)
Shiva : ab apka ye chotu ka petu (stomach) bhar gya...
Pari : (giggles) ha bhar gya...ab jaldi chalo mumma k pas....
Shiva : waah beta!! Itni mehnat maine ki aur abhi apko mumma chahiye...
Pari : papa chalo na...mujhe depika wali hairstyle bhi banani hai...
Shiva : ha meri maa chalo....
(They reach mami's house and raavi was standing down, waiting for them...pari goes and hugs raavi....raavi picks her up)
Pari : (kisses on her cheeks) I love you mumma...
Raavi : i love you too mera bacha...(kisses her forehead)
Shiva : ha ye sahi hai...subhe se mehnat mai kar rha hu...dono k nakhre mai jhel rha hu aur I love you tum dono ek dusre ko bol rhe ho....
(Raavi and pari look at eachother)
Raavi/pari : we love you bhotnath...
(Cute sa hug)
Pari : mumma ab idar chalo aur meri deepika wali hairstyle ban do na...
Raavi : deepika wali??
Shiva : ab maa khud ko deepika se zada cute samjhti hai tho beti bhi tho deepika bana chahegi....
Raavi : chup kar Shiva...mai sach mai cute hu aur wo bhi deepika se zada....
Shiva : (pulling her cheeks) ha meri chipkali tu sabse zada cute hai....
Pari : (cutely) aur mai???
Shiva : ha meri choti chipkali ap bhi bhot cute ho...badi chipkali se bhi zada....ab chalo....
They go inside*THE END*
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