Harry potter and the four musketeers [BOOK 2]

~ pixies ~

after what happened in the great hall it was now time for class, lynx and Taylor sat at a desk next to each other and behind them was mia and delta who also sat next to each other,defence against the dark arts but it wasn't taught by Snape.

"ladies and gentleman, let me introduce you to your new defence against the dark arts teacher, me"

Delta "alright whys this bozo teaching my dads class?"

mia " I don't know but I think I'm already bored and he's only said one thing!"

"gilldaroy Lockheart, order of merlin, Third class. Honorary member of the dark force defence league

and five times winner of witch weekly's most-charming-smile Award."

delta "urghhCharming my arse"

mia nudges delta "just be quite girl"

Lockheart " but I don't talk about that, I didn't get rid of the Bandon banshee by smiling at her."

Taylor "he likes to talk about himself, huh?"

lynx nods in agreement "yup".

Everyone was silent with boredom and one girl who sat next to Hermione seemed interested and whood by him as she sat blankly watching him.

Lockheart " NOW,..be warned" he said pulling out his wand. "it is my job to arm you against the foulest creatures known to wizard kind."

mia " been there done that....almost died "she muttered.

lynx, Taylor and delta let out a small chuckle hearing what mia said.

At the front of the room where Lockheart stood was a cage with a red cloth over it, which began rattling.

Lockheart " you may find yourselves facing your worst fears in this room"

Taylor "as long as its not spiders I'm good.."

lynx" your scared of spiders?"

Taylor " have you seen them!"

lynx " hmm fair"

Lockheart "know only that no harm can befail you whilst I am here. I must ask you not to scream. "he says wavering his hand over the clothed cage. "it might PROVOKE THEM!" he shouted the last two words as he lifted the cloth revealing blue....Pixies??

the blue creatures were holding on to the bars of the cage squealing and squawking.

dean "Cornish pixies?"

Lockheart " Freshly-caught Cornish pixies" dean begins laughing to himself " laugh if you will, Mr Finnigan. The pixies can be devilishly tricky little blighters"

"lets see what you make of them." he says opening the cage, as all the pixies fly free one shouting YIPEEE! as it got out.

everyone panicked flaying hands everywhere trying to get them away

delta " what type of lesson is this!" she says hitting one of them making it fly off to someone else.

mia " I don't know but I'm seriously wanting Snape back, this twats nuts"

Lockheart " come on now round them up! Round them up! They're only pixies"

the pixies who weren't pestering students began ripping up books from tables and shelves.

two pixies had teamed up and went towards Neville one on each of his ears, making him fly up as they help on.

Neville "Aaagh!!, agh! agh!"

delta swatting another away " Jesus Christ Neville this isn't your day is it"

with students running riot, some swatting and hitting the pixies away others hiding under tables and Neville who was now hooked by his cloak to the rooms chandelier.

two began pulling on harmonies hair, Tayor who was behind hair grabbed a book of the desk beside har and started hitting them off her head.

Lockheart " Peskipipski pesternomi!" one of the pixies flew past him grabbing his wand out of his hand.

The pixies giggled mischievously. as it hit the top wire which was holding a large skeleton of some creature making it crash to the floor.

Lockheart who was now running up the stairs away into his office " I'll ask you seven to just nip the rest of them into their cage" he said motioning to the golden trio and the four musketeers who stood dumfounded while still waving off pixies.

Mia " what.The.Fuck"

Ron " what do we do now?!"

Taylor " god I wish we could just freeze them!"

lynx "freeze them? "they say looking towards delta the both of them knew what they could do"

lynx and Delta point their wand up towards the pixies and shout "immobulus!" the pixies begin to slow down almost freezing still.

everyone seemed to calm down and Neville who was still on the chandelier hung there " why is it always me?"

harry "I have no clue never....no clue"