"You are my one and only" Troll Jim x hybrid princess reader

Waka Chaka!

3rd person POV

A truck is wizzing by down the road and the tires squeal when the person turns left and they are listening to rock music in their headphones humming along with it as they drive then they stop and the tires squeal again and their is an ominous growling in the bushes then the truck beeps as it backs up the person continues humming as he gets out of the car and mimicks a guitar riff the person grabs the supplies for the house he is stopping to and as he continues to jack off he loses grip of one of the items and it shatters the creature in the bushes continues to growl and the person on the other side of the road continues humming to the song the creature jumps out of the bushes it breathes heavily as it moves to the truck when the person is picking up the pieces of the shattered item and the creature grunts as it jumps in the truck and looks around the creature starts to sniff and make objects rustle then as the man is walking over to the door he almost drops another one of the items then the creature come up behind a box and puts its hands on top of it jumps up and its a goblin then the goblin goes over to the right side in the back of the truck and looks out at the truck driver then motions for another goblin to come over and says "Wa-cha-ka!" Then it comes over looks at the truck driver then one of the other goblins says "Ola-Mola!" Then the rest of the goblins come inside the truck and they all grumble as they continue to hear the person who drives the truck mimicking a guitar riff as he walks up the stairs to the houses door and rings the door bell then the others moan in disappointment but one of them breathes heavily because he found a marker and the other goblins notice the one with the marker breathing heavily as the goblin with the marker turns to the others it looks like it's ready to do some financial damage then he draws a mustache on his face with the marker then it moans in satisfaction as the others speak in their goblin language then they say something about a box and they try to open it then outside of the truck the dude mimicks the music as puts something on the door and grunts then starts walking down the stairs one of the goblins on lookout gasp and says in goblin "the fleshbag is coming quickly!" Then one of them grunts as they push the box off all the others under it and it rolls down onto another box as two goblins come towards it the goblin that pushed it moans in delight as they hear the dude who's humming near the truck and the goblins are quick to hide under the truck with the box all three of the goblins under the truck pop their heads out from under the truck as the one in the truck is hiding in the truck it pops it head out slightly to look at the human who write something on the box and pushes it in as he mimicks the music in his headphones and reaches for the top of the truck sliding door and closes it then the three goblins come out from under the truck and pull the box out and then they head towards the trucks sliding door to help one of their fellow comrades out of the back of the truck but then the truck starts up and they see their comrade who's in the truck try to lift the sliding door and struggles for a moment before they successfully lifted the door and the goblin laughs just as the truck beeps and moves forwards he falls out of the trucks back area but the goblin yelps as he is crushed by the trucks wheel and the other goblins speak in goblin saying "No! Our fellow friend and brethren we shall avenge you!" Then the goblins start to snarl as the marker from the goblin that was killed rolls to the goblin in the middle and he picks it up he looks at the others and they look at him then the middle goblin takes off the markers cap and says "Waka Chaka!" Then he puts the mustache on his face and they all say "Waka Chaka!" Then the one with the mustache laughs...

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Y/n's POV

Jim and I are training in the hero's forge and we are training against a stone made troll that shoots fire out of its hands and I jump out of the way and Jim does as well then another stone troll comes out of the floor and shoots spikes I use my magic to deflect some but then one cuts a part on my face and I touch it to see I bleeding as I dodge all the spike being thrown at me and Jim is using his sword to block the spikes then I summon my scythe and spin it really fast so then no spike hits us as Blinky says "Always be afraid. Fear heightens your senses. Fear keeps you alive." Then just as Jim sets his sword tip on the ground he gets hit by a spike in the back and he is hit on the ground so am I but I get hit in the chest as Blinky says "Arrogance gets you killed." Then Jim groans as I say "Yeah, we'll have to remember that." Then Blinky says "Draal and Falaria, however does not fear either of you." Then Blinky picks us up turns us around with his hand and sets us down and says "That will be his weakness, but not you two. You both will be wetting your armor. That will be your strength." Then me and Jim get into our fighting stances and another stone troll pops out of the ground and throws a metal ball at us both and we grunt as we hit it away with our swords and it repeatedly throws metal balls at us and we hit every one of them away as Toby says "Oh, yeah. Looking good, N/n and Jimbo. Feel the burn!" Then I hear Toby say "If Jim and Y/n are getting fit, I'm getting fit. Don't want to be too big." Then Toby shows Arrrggghhh his fit tracker as it beeps and Arrrggghhh moans in question at what Toby said as Toby says "Not that there's anything wrong with being big. But if I'm gonna have Jim and Y/n's back, I gotta be nimble." Then Toby goes back to running in place and Arrrggghhh moans in delight." Then Jim and I are grunting as we keep on repeatedly hitting the metal balls away then the ground begins to shake as Arrrggghhh starts running in place as Jim and I continue to grunt as we hear Toby say "Yeah, baby! Hit a benchmark. I've run total of... a hundred feet. Five calories burned. Nice!" Then Jim and I dodge in and out of the stone made trolls attacks and destroyed them one by one and we grunt each time since they are made of stone and they are hard to beat and I thought "this is all part of training to defeat Gunmar someday and avenge my family..." then another stone troll pops out of the ground again and I dodge the spikes it throws at me then Jim dodges them with his sword and continues to do that as he says "You know, I think being afraid is the one rule that I—Oh!" Then he ducks and I jump as another one comes out of the ground and shoots spikes at us as Jim chuckles as I say "...we excel at." Then Blinky says "No, Master Jim and Mistress Y/n. You both must excel at all three. If Trolls are ever going to embrace you both as their Trollhunter and Trollhuntress, you must ignore your humanly instincts." Then another stone troll pops up and Jim and I grunt throw our swords at it and they hit it in the head as Blinky says "Do that, And I have no doubt you will defeat Draal." Then we hear Draal and Falaria laughing with another troll as they walk in here and as Draal walks past us Falaria says "Look...they're training." Then Draal growls as he says "cute." Then he laughs as he speaks in Trollish then I growl as we turn to Blinky as he says "Let your fear keep you both alive. Let his arrogance lead him astray. Defeat him... and you both will make history." Then we walk away with Blinky as he puts one hand on one of me and Jim's shoulders each...