"You are my one and only" Troll Jim x hybrid princess reader

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Y/n's POV

Claire, Toby, Jim, and I are in class sitting near each other as the class bell rings then coach Lawerence begins teach us about the Anatomy of the human body as he talks to us about how food and drinks go in and out of our body's Jim and I explain why we were so late to present his theme as I hear Coach Lawerence exclaims "The teeth tear and chew, grinding the food into paste before it's swallowed. Then, it travels down the wind pipe... I mean, esophagus." Then Claire asks in a hushed tone "So the reason you were late and covered in dirt was because you and Y/n were fighting a 'mud monster'?" Then Toby adds quietly "While there was some gnarly troll watching you both? Talk about creepy." Then I stay silent as my eyes widen I thought "I thought my brother was dead... but if he is alive he doesn't know what happened while he was gone... Angor doesn't know my appearance has changed a lot... that means I'm going to have to search for him... And try to convince him that it's me..." then I snap out of it as I hear Jim exclaim "I know. It was like he was studying us." Then I turn back to coach Lawerence as he exclaims "To the guts, where the juices break it down into a bubbling nasty soup." Then Claire asks "What are you two gonna do?" Then Jim exclaims "to be honest we don't know." Then I whisper finally speaking up "We haven't figured that out yet." Then I hear Coach Lawerence exclaim "So after it weaves through this mess, it comes out the old..." then Coach Lawerence stammers then coughs as he continues "you know— 'the back door'." Then Steve raises his hand as he exclaims "Coach? Yeah, thank you." Then he lowers his hand as he continues "Don't mean to 'butt' in but I'd like to 'gas' a question?" Then I roll my eyes as I groan then a few kids in class start to laugh as Steve asks "Hey, poo's laughing?" Then Coach Lawerence exclaims "Watch it, Palchuck!" Then Steve continues "This is serious." Then Jim exclaims as he looks at Steve "Hey, why don't you shut your hole, Steve?" Then Jim realizes what he said as more people in class begin laughing as Jim puts his hands over his eyes as he groans then I exclaim "Hey Steve, do want a kick to your 'back door'? Because I hear that I'd be fun to kick you." Then more students start laughing as Coach Lawerence exclaims "Oh, that's it. That's it, jokers. All three of you, principal's office, now!" Then I realize what I said and I groan as I smack my forehead then all three of us file out the door and into the principals office as Steve sits to the side of Strickler's desk as Jim and I sit in front of Strickler's desk Steve exclaims "You think you guys can out-poo-pun me, Lake, L/n?" Then Jim exclaims "How could we do that when you are the biggest piece—" then the door opens as Jim gets cut off by Strickler when I see him out the corner of my eye standing in the doorway he exclaims "Young Atlas and Young Goddess, getting into trouble again, I see." Then Jim gives him a rage full look but I keep a stoic expression as my eyes give him a cold and dark stare as I put a hand on Jim's shoulder Strickler walks past me to sit in the chair behind the desk as Jim crosses his arms while giving Strickler the death glare I take my hand off his shoulder as Steve exclaims "Ahem, Principal Strickler, this has been a huge misunderstanding." But Strickler ignores Steve as I exclaim with my eyes giving off the rage I have pent up from him with a look just like death with no expression on my face "You have a lot of nerve showing your face around here, Strickler." Then I stand up and put my arm on the desk as my other is planted firmly with my elbow in the air then Strickler exclaims as he points his pen at us "I've decided I'm not done with you two. Your education has just begun." Then Jim stands up as he leans on the desk with his hands Strickler stands up and does the same thing as Jim exclaims "Oh, good. Maybe I'm a slow learner. Because I can't figure out why you'd come back after we dropped a bomb all over your big parade." As Jim and I give Strickler vengeful looks Strickler does the same as Steve speaks up "For the record, I just want to say he's not speaking on my behalf." Then Strickler, Jim, and I exclaim as we look at Steve "Shut up, Steve!" Then we turn back to each other as Strickler threatens "I'm in a position to make your lives truly miserable." Then I threaten back "We could take you out right now." Then Strickler exclaims "And I could do far worse. Are you both ready for that?" Then Jim's and my eyes narrow then Steve breaks down as he exclaims "I'm sorry about the poop jokes! They really weren't that funny!" Then Strickler exclaims "Detention. For all three of you." Then Strickler points to the door as he flashes his eyes at us he exclaims "Now get out of my office before I change... my mind." Then Steve whimpers as Jim and I back away towards the door Steve runs out of the room as Jim narrows his eyes at Strickler I flash my eyes at him but then my dark side shows an unthinkable monster as my shadow I smile darkly at him Strickler's eyes widen Jim notices and looks at me as I turn my back to Strickler I exclaim "Watch your back Strickler, because if you don't... I'm not sure your going to survive our wrath..." then I chuckle darkly as I walk out of the room then Jim gives him an I'm-watching-you gesture then walks out of the room and walks next to me back to class as I grab his hand and massage his finger bones with my thumb in a comforting way all the way back to the classroom...