Instagram Love || Kim Namjoon

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"Oh my fucking lord, how the fuck does this apps works?"

"I don't even know what is this app for!" 

"Just dump random pictures from your gallery there~ I got a lot of pics of you all!!"

"Even the staff posted our first pic."

"Oh, what about that pic we took yesterday-"

"Jimin you can't post pics of your ass there!!"

"But that's the only key feature I have of me-"

"Just post a GOOD pic of your face, NOT your ASS."

"Can I post my half banana and half penis plushie's pic-"

"YOU CAN'T POST IT TAEHYUNG!"

"Can I post this?" Jungkook showed his phone to the leader, who was questioning his life choices while continuously shouting at the members to stop them from posting weird stuff. The tallest rubbed his face with his palm and looked at Jungkook's phone.

"Jungkook, I swear if you post this, I will throw you out of this window."

"But Bam-"

"That's his ass!!" Namjoon closed his eyes and clenched his fists. He could still hear everyone discussing the app. He was already done from all the talk between the members, whose brain cells are basically are with the leader.

"Shit..." The deep voice sounded scared and all the noises died down. Namjoon opened his eyes and saw Taehyung staring at his phone. He looked like his whole life flashed in front of him.

"What happened?" Namjoon asked.

"I think I followed Jennie from Blackpink."

.  .  .

"KIM TAEHYUNG!!"

"I'M SORRY, NAM HYUNG!"

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"So...?" The healthy-looking man sat behind the desk with round glasses resting on his round face broke the awkward silence filled in the air. The other seven stood in front of him, avoiding his small eyes. "Taehyung."

"Y-Yes, Mr. Bang?" Taehyung scratched his black dyed hair and looked at the man with fear.

"You followed Ms. Jennie?" Bang Sihyuk raised a brow with his sharp eyes staring into the shaky eyes of Taehyung.

"I-It was an accident! I swear!" Taehyung tried to prove that he wasn't the cause of the two biggest fandoms in the whole K-Pop industry-shaking Twitter, Weverse, Instagram and some news channels because of his 'little' accident. Even the fans from other fandoms involved themselves.

"You know that you have shaken like...the whole K-Pop industry, right?" Sihyuk asked and Taehyung didn't know anything except to nod. "You and Jennie got one of the weirdest shippers and stuff." The older sighed. "Now, those toxic shippers got proof that you both are secretly dating and new fans will fall in their trap."

"But I seriously don't know about that scary app. It just came in the recommendation list and I just clicked on that blue box...sorry..." Taehyung pouted with puppy eyes.

"I'm letting you go cause you are using that app for the first time." Sihyuk licked his lower lip and rested his back onto the chair's back.

"Thank you." Taehyung smiled.

"So, for this, take staff's for the posting stuff for the start. I know Namjoon doesn't need it and same for Jungkook...you know why." Sihyuk trailed off in the end with a nervous chuckle as he glanced at Jungkook, who has been quietly staring at him the whole time.

"I'm sorry for what happened. I will take care of him for a while." Namjoon bowed. Everyone else also did and started to walk out of the office one by one. 

"Fuck this shit. I'm not interested in this stuff." With that, Yoongi walked towards his studio, leaving the six there.

"You all should consult me or Jungkook about the app features. Don't go around playing with the app features you don't know." Namjoon warned them. He already had his leader mode turned on, which also made Jin quietly listen to him to show some respect to his position.

"So, we just need to post some simple stuff?" Jungkook questioned.

"Exactly. Family-friendly stuff. Think it of as your own Twitter account but just with more freedom." Namjoon nodded.

"I think my phone is about to burst cause of the notifications...." Hoseok took out his phone and as soon as he increased the volume of the ringtone, the whole hall was filled with sounds of the phone's notifications. 

"Lower it!" Jungkook screeched as the five of them covered their ears. Hoseok muted the phone and apologized instantly.

"Just close the notifications of that app from your settings..." Namjoon trailed off.

"Oh, yes. I'm so dumb." Hoseok facepalmed. Jungkook and Jimin nodded with crossed arms.

"It's better to not post anything, hmph!" Jimin huffed like a small child and took out his phone. "I can't with the fans. See what they have messaged me??" He showed his phone and stormed on the ground. "It says, 'At least one advantage of being small is getting to be in front in all pictures every time.' Like what?!"

Everyone instantly started laughing loudly, especially Hoseok and Jungkook. "T-They aren't lying!" Jungkook said in between his laugh and crouched on the ground while Hoseok threw himself onto the wall and later on Namjoon. Taehyung covered his eyes while laughing.

"IT'S NOT FUNNY!!" Jimin shouted and stormed away from there.

"I'm gonna read one," Jin spoke up while staring at his phone. "A fan wrote..." The four looked at him. "I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week's hottest single." Jin closed his eyes with a shy smile.

"Damn. That was good!" Taehyung complimented and took out his phone. "I will also read one." The others hummed. "I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?"

"Oh, that's go- Wait a damn minute." Namjoon stopped in the middle and realization hit him. The others were confused. "The person was asking your Instagram while texting you on Instagram??"

"That person is dumb like Tae." Jin laughed. Hoseok started to read one message next.

"Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you're the sunshine!" Hoseok exclaimed happily and Jungkook squealed and both of them started to squeal together like teenage girls.

"Hyung, you read next!" Taehyung excitedly looked at Namjoon. Namjoon just nodded and fished out his phone.

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