yandere genshin oneshots!

☏ so this is lust. - x2 yandere

fem reader because Lisa is rlllly fruity and women are super cool. I liked doing the alternating chapters between Childe and Hu Tao, so I did a version of it again here!! enjoy getting ur heart crushed by a electro momy

THIS IS MY BEST ONE YET!! hope y'all enjoy, because through the tears and the time, this chapter ended up succeeding far beyond even my thoma ones, the former "favorites"

!! NO MEANS NO! DONT BE LIKE CHILDE, GUYS. NO INTERCOURSE IF THERE IS NO CONSENT. !!

Childe

The most gorgeous woman in the world has just offered me a dance.

Her nails glitter like stars, and my hand feels cold in hers, as if she's a walking corpse. As if I've taken away something precious, that kept her living in happiness.
This must be true, because halfway through the dance,
she summons a knife and a stabs me in the stomach.

The chills from my own murder are ripping down my spine as I awake, the fatui-issued sheets scratching the back of my neck. It feels sore and red, so I decide not to dwell on the princess, and take a shower instead. The hot water doesn't soothe my neck at all, but I haven't felt like being cold since I left Sneznahya for Mondstadt. Or, rather, since I met her. Even being naked in the shower, the thought of her makes my heart soar. Maybe today she'll feel like doing it. We could have a family, if only...
Don't get me wrong. I respect women, and if they say no, that's it. But... I love her so much, and all I want is this. One night. And no after no after no, expression of discomfort after expression of discomfort, I get turned down. This would be frustrating to any other man, but my love keeps me going.

Yes, my feelings are 100% pure.

I have no food in the fridge, so I might as well head to the market. There's a large fountain in the middle, so maybe I can toss in a handful of coins.
The walk to the market is uneventful, but the princess renters my mind. The dream was perfect, and so was she, but why was I stabbed? What did it mean? Was it an omen? I doubt it. The only archon capable enough of anything is the Tsaritsa, and I'm pretty sure she isn't the "archon of dreams" or whatever. My hand reaches into my pocket and grasps a bag of mora. Thick, and heavy, I always have food on the table. Getting money is something that is as easy as breathing, when you kill people for a living.
The market is loud and has many people, as expected of a Sunday morning. The first stall I figure I'll go to is Blaire's- she always has a stock of cheese on hand, and my girlfriend loves the stuff. Speaking of which... doesn't she usually shop on Sunday's? While looking for her, however,...
The princess?!

I turn to my right and see her, right there. Staring me directly in the eyes. "Childe! Great to see you here, honey, how are ya doing?" She squeals happily, and wraps her arms around my stomach like she hasn't seen me in a week. Which is true. Because it turns out the princess is my girlfriend. How didn't I recognize her in the dream?!

"Aww, I'm doing great! I missed you so much!" I lift her up and spin her, the bags in her arms banging uncomfortably against my stomach as she laughs with delight, and lands perfectly on the ground, just like royalty. I can see she's already bought most of her favorite things, like cheese, although it won't stop me from buying her more. I don't want to initiate conversation right now, though. Before she can say anything, I grab her hands. Tight. She's the height of my chin, so I can't have the intimidating height difference on my side. Still, she knows I could easily snap her neck, even if she doesn't know I'm apart of the Fatui. "Tonight... do you want to.." These conversations are always harder to have than most would think. Asking someone to have sex is uncomfortable. And my girlfriend clearly agrees.