orange juice is the answer (not albedo)
Certified.
100%.
Numbing the brain, healing the bones.
Yes, the true meaning of life.
Orange juice.
The bringer of love and savior of relationships.
When Mona had heard Kaeya had left you sobbing in your apartment, she had invited you over and bought a pound of oranges. Now, you were standing in her kitchen, squeezing the absolute shit out of them, while she sat next to you and peeled the few you hadn't demolished.
She smiled at you softly as you went off, words tumbling off your lips without a filter. The orange juice is the meaning of life. The orange juice is the answer. "The stars were all over the place the day you met. I'm sorry that it ended like this, but-"
"Yeah, yeah. The stars don't lie, or whatever that bullshit."
"We met through astrology. Don't call our friendship bullshit."
The tension grew, and the puddle of orange leaked from your fingers. "You act like you know everything, Mona."
Mona sighs, and extends a shaking hand to you. "I know you. Which basically means I know everything, yes." Her smile returns, and she reaches her other hand out to hold an orange.
"Orange juice gives us all the answers. It tells us Kaeya didn't deserve you. It tells us the doors open, out from the basement."
You don't stop squeezing oranges, don't meet Mona's eyes.
"Three chapters."
That's what she says.
That's why she smiles.
Mona knows all.
For orange juice will always be the answer.
Each squeeze,
Each laugh,
Each second.
It's another drop of citrus,
It's another tremble in Mona's hands,
It's another reminder to your best friend that your boyfriend's mangled corpse is in her closet.
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