lol i am the MONARCH of x reader headcanons idc what anyone says. i swear it's so much easier and fun to write hcs than actual stories 😋
now here are some bruno hcs that take place in the modern world (miss corona doesn't exist here btw)
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❥ this mf probably only has social media accounts to follow yours. he doesnt post anything and maybe checks his feed every now and then
-but this SIMP likes all of your posts and follows anyone that you follow
❥ refuses to go to the grocery store alone. he has a fear of kroger employees.
❥ he doesnt listen to music often but likes instrumentals and classical music
❥ he probably enjoys peaceful games like minecraft and animal crossing so he can hang with animals and build lil houses, and plus nobody in animal crossing can be mean to him LOL
❥ but when you invited him to play with you for the first time he asked you about EVERY lil thing
❥"Y/N WHAT IS THAT?? IS IT GONNA KILL ME WITH THAT??" "bruno, that's raymond. he's just holding food. he's a villager here."
❥ his fav villager is marina because he thinks she is nice and likes her design (prob would buy a plushie of her if it existed)
❥ he also really enjoys cartoons and pg sitcoms like powerpuff girls or something from the 2000's era of nickelodeon
❥ you prob introduced him to crocheting ONCE and now he's obsessed with it and makes you stuff
"y/n look i made you a hat 🥺"
❥ if you play an instrument he would of course let you practice in peace, but would secretly listen from the next room bc he loves it when you play
❥ when you go to a restaurant or get fast food he literally can't order for the life of him and you have to do it for him
❥ this mf probably collects squishmallows and always cuddles with them when you're away
❥ he probably got a few rats as pets and you are VERY creeped out about it but you don't say anything bc you don't want to hurt him
❥ sorry bestie you gotta endure it for him
❥ spiders scare him shitless. you could find a tiny spider, smaller than an ant, and bruno would launch himself on the opposite direction of where it is
❥ and even if u are afraid too, you have to do it because god knows what this man would do if neither of you killed it
❥ he is def an avocado toast lover. it's his go-to breakfast/snack when he's either lazy or in a rush.
❥ he BAWLED his eyes out to the opening of up and couldn't finish it
❥ "bruno, it's okay. ellie was still alive in carl's hear-"
"(;'༎ຶٹ༎ຶ')"
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idk how to end this lol
sorry for not releasing a real story, guys. i am literally out of ideas :'(
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Fanfiction❥ idk what to say here but uh i'm in the middle of an encanto hyperfixation and i know damn well half of you guys are obsessed with it just as much as me. enjoy ❥ if you are about to read the encanto imagines i wrote, i am very sorry. happy reading...
