Cop: You ran a red light.
Lavinia: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Lavinia: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.
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Murder Most Unladylike Centre
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Red Light
Cop: You ran a red light.
Lavinia: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Lavinia: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.
