Murder Most Unladylike Centre

As: quotes pt1

Characters as things said in my Yr10 English class:

Daisy: 'Cause carrying around a Colleen Hoover book - it's hurting my ego

Hazel: aw look at these white . . . trucks

Kitty: Maybe I am too single for this

Beanie: look at this cat, what a good cat
Lavinia: at least [she] ain't fucking the cat bro

Alexander: Were you kissing my laptop dude
George: I like making fire proof houses

May: You're a sussy bussy

*Bonus conversation*
Eric: What the dog doing
Nuala: Your mum