By Onika Tanya Maraj.
Hey all, it's Onika Maraj- Hogwarts' official journalist and editor-in-chief of the Hogwarts School Newspaper. Please continue to support local journalism and read the school paper! Any queries or concerns can be taken to the media room on level three, or come find me in the Slytherin common room (probably). If you can't catch me personally, feel free to ask one of my dedicated staff to pass along a message! Names will be under the article.
Breaking News: On December 25th, in the small Italian town of Bordighera, officials reported a suspicious death, speculated to be an act of straight up cannibalism. Are there a lot of cannibalists in Italy? Is this normal? All necessary and understandable questions that will be answered within the article.
First of all, no, there are not a lot of cannibalists in Italy. There is, however, a large vampire population that has recently been dwindling as more vampires move back to their country of origin where there is less garlic found in the dishes, and less wooden spoons around that could turn into stakes. Most Italian vampires interviewed have reported spaghetti as being a great ethical blood substitute, as the colour of the sauce is just right, and the texture, size and shape of spaghetti mimics veins which are a delicacy vampires don't usually include in their diets as they're a finicky thing to consume, and also really gross to obtain. The texture is reported as being better than regular runny blood.
Second of all, no cannibalism is not normal. Unless you're who I (Onika Tanya Maraj) suspect to be suspect number one. Who this is unfortunately cannot be disclosed publicly without comprehensive evidence being presented, as that would be biased and I give facts.
Please monitor the situation carefully, see Headmaster Dippet if you're struggling, and swing by the media room if you know about any relevant sightings, witness statements, official news, or general information.
Thank you.
If you, a friend or a loved one is struggling in regards to concerning events that occured on the 31st of October, visit Headmaster Dippet who is dealing out free 15 minute counselling sessions in his office. If you're still struggling, stay strong x.
A big thanks to my staff: Beatrice Bassa Baska Lisk Partridge, Tom Marvolo Riddle, Jolande Nilsson, Mackeighleigh Anne-Reigh, Coriander Parsley, Mary Mumplewumple, and Alphard Black.
Feel free to reach out to any of them for reasons outlined at the start.
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