Telegram 2: Well well well... (A eulogy on Mackeighleigh-Anne Reigh)

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TELEGRAM:
From: barbieque_swine.
11:33 PM,
31 December, 2022.
barbieque_swine HQ, Bermuda Triangle:

Rest in Piece Mackeighleigh-Anne Reigh, 2021-2022. Your star will shine brightest in the night sky. We look at your hay and eat it thinking of you. Rest forever sweati. <3. Fly high. #LLMAR (Long Live Mackeighleigh-Anne Reigh).

Hey guys.

Mackeighleigh-Anne Reigh is dead. (You may remember her from our first telegram at the beginning of Chapter 15: Quidditch Tryouts)

We caught hiatus (again :/).

This hiatus flare-up is not our fault, it was catalysed by the sudden and extremely tragic passing of our gem Mackeighleigh-Anne Reigh; no horse can ever compare to her equine magnificence!

Getting arrested for feeding our hooved angel homemade narcotics is just one example of this messed up society we live in. We believe that our inability to care for her from within the prison walls was the reason that she passed so prematurely. Our horse could not live without her noxious concoction of specialty hand-made 'pharmaceuticals'. Someone will pay.

Mackeighleigh-Anne, our sweet little horsey, your death has caused endless despair, especially at the expense of our loving and loyal readers who have stood by us during this hard time. We will not forgive you for infecting us with hiatus and causing this extended break at the expense of new chapters for our glitzy glam fans. But we still love you <3.

Nothing can cure the pain that lives within our four heart chambers.

From the bottom of our fatless heart,
We love you Mackeighleigh-Anne Reigh.
Live on forever.
Giddyup. RIP.
We promise new chapters are in the works....
-barbieque_swine 🌝

Happy New Year. We ate horse chocolate to celebrate. Hopefully 2023 will bring us new light and life (we sincerely need it). Also.... Big things are in the works next year, hopefully some announcements will be coming soon, remember to deck the halls with boughs of holly. 

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