Reincarnated as Rimuru

Prologue

Walking to my destination just like I do every day, nothing out of the ordinary, I stop at a traffic light and think to myself

Me: *Life sure does suck sometimes* a common thought, not just for me but for a lot of other people

The light turns green and I walk across. Walking on the bridge, not to close to the edge, I look of the railings and think

Me: *Wonder if I should jump?* always thought about suicide but never went along with it

Suddenly there were shouts and screams behind me, but before I could turn around to look I could feel something hit my right side, my entire right side, and a lot of pain while my body moved to the left without me even moving my legs

I realize that a truck hit me and kept going without stopping, the way it was pushing me it would crash into the railings and break my neck in an instant, but instead it slowed down before crashing and I was sent flying over the railings

Wanting to see the driver before I die I look into the front window, expecting to see the reaper driving truck-kun, or an 80 year old crippled blind dog, I see a perfectly capable blonde women, looking in her late 20s, in a Karen type hairstyle looking down at her phone, most likely texting...

I could feel the last bit of hope in humanity leave my body

Me: *Why is she even driving a truck* (not being sexist) I thought to myself

Now free falling I look down and see the ground slowly getting closer, giving plenty of time to regret my life choices

Me: *I hate my life*

{Notice: Reincarnating to another life}

Me: *Always hated humans and being one, they're greedy, take advantage of others and laugh at there misfortune, but when it happens to them it suddenly isn't okay*

{Notice: reincarnation to a non human body... successful}

Me: *But it didn't all suck, I also made mistakes... I should have been more active, making friends, going after girls like a predator*

{Notice: Unique skill predator... acquired}

Me: *Being a virgin also sucks, but if I stayed like that till I was 30 I would've been a sage, till 40 and I would've been a great sage*

{Notice: (can't remember what it said in the anime sooo...) Unique skill great sage... acquired}

Me: *I totally could've doged that truck if I tried*

{Notice: Extra skill evasion... acquired}

Me: *In fact I've always had great reflexes, during doge ball I never got hit and kept singing that song "can't touch this"*

{Notice: Evolution of the extra skill evasion to the unique skill untouchable... successful}

I look down to the close ground

Me: *This is going to hurt, hopefully there won't be to much blood and I don't feel the coldness of the water*

{Notice: acquiring pain nullification... successful, acquiring body that does not require blood... successful, acquiring cold resistance... successful}

Me: *In fact I don't want to feel anything, no cold, no hot, no anything, and especially no pain*

{Notice: Upgrading cold resistance to null elements... successful, acquiring spiritual attack and spiritual pain resistance... successful}

I look down again

Me: *I don't want it to end like this, they say that you shouldn't say I should and instead say I will, well I will change my life, I will do things differently and I will get my revenge on THAT BITCH, I'm determined to change this shitty world*

{Notice: Unique skill determination... acquired}

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