How they confess + how they kiss (〃` 3′〃)

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Hank:

-Is probably worried and obssesing over it.

-Doesn't know what to say

-I mean, this man has never felt love in this way, so it's confusing for the bloodthirsty bean

-Will be very blunt, but sincere

-"I like you, wanna game with me?"

-SAY YES

-If you don't I'm gonna kill you (╬▔皿▔)╯

-Kisses are gentle, not often though, because of his metal jaw

-YOU HAVE TO COMMENCE KISS

-If he's feeling touch starved, the kiss is a little rough

-Doesn't care where, he will kiss you

-KISS HIM BACK, DAMMIT >:(

-They are usually short, but if they're rough, it turns into a fucking makeout session

-Mans can be gentle but rough, yeesh


Deimos:

-Notices that he likes you almost instantly

-Thinks you're attractive

-Wants to hold you like a teddy bear because you're so GOSHDARN CUTE (nobody fight me on this)

-He can pick up signs that you like him too, so just expect for him to be like:

-"Eyo, are you a triangle? Cause you're aCUTE angel ;)"

-"Deimos, you didn't even say it right"

-Fuck, you just wished for death by embarassment, and DAMN HE IS HANDSY

-Will pull you into a kiss right then and there

-Doesn't give a fleeting fuck if Hank or Sanford is there

-Mans pretty confident

-Will grab your ass, no questions asked

-Sorry, you're shorter than him for the sake of my sanity

-He's a flirt


Sanford:

-Confused on what he's feeling

- Lowkey doesn't know what love is ;-;

-In his feeeeels

-Once he realises it, he can't stay away from you

-Worried mama is scared your gonna get hurt

-"You scraped your knee on the floor?" 

-*proceeds to punch floor*

-After making sure you're ok

-He's pretty obvious, so you're the one to confess

-"Hey, I know you like me, I like you too."

-"Shit, fr fam?"

-"Hell yeah :)"

-Kisses are SO FUCKING GENTLE

-I mean, this man's lips LITERALLY FEEL LIKE CLOUDS

-Softest kisses

-He likes to nibble though

-Damn, first he kisses like a butterfly, now he gonna bite you?

-Sheesh, when he's needy, best fucking French kisses

-He's respectful of your boundries

-Hunk mama loves you <3


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