Hank:
-Is probably worried and obssesing over it.
-Doesn't know what to say
-I mean, this man has never felt love in this way, so it's confusing for the bloodthirsty bean
-Will be very blunt, but sincere
-"I like you, wanna game with me?"
-SAY YES
-If you don't I'm gonna kill you (╬▔皿▔)╯
-Kisses are gentle, not often though, because of his metal jaw
-YOU HAVE TO COMMENCE KISS
-If he's feeling touch starved, the kiss is a little rough
-Doesn't care where, he will kiss you
-KISS HIM BACK, DAMMIT >:(
-They are usually short, but if they're rough, it turns into a fucking makeout session
-Mans can be gentle but rough, yeesh
Deimos:
-Notices that he likes you almost instantly
-Thinks you're attractive
-Wants to hold you like a teddy bear because you're so GOSHDARN CUTE (nobody fight me on this)
-He can pick up signs that you like him too, so just expect for him to be like:
-"Eyo, are you a triangle? Cause you're aCUTE angel ;)"
-"Deimos, you didn't even say it right"
-Fuck, you just wished for death by embarassment, and DAMN HE IS HANDSY
-Will pull you into a kiss right then and there
-Doesn't give a fleeting fuck if Hank or Sanford is there
-Mans pretty confident
-Will grab your ass, no questions asked
-Sorry, you're shorter than him for the sake of my sanity
-He's a flirt
Sanford:
-Confused on what he's feeling
- Lowkey doesn't know what love is ;-;
-In his feeeeels
-Once he realises it, he can't stay away from you
-Worried mama is scared your gonna get hurt
-"You scraped your knee on the floor?"
-*proceeds to punch floor*
-After making sure you're ok
-He's pretty obvious, so you're the one to confess
-"Hey, I know you like me, I like you too."
-"Shit, fr fam?"
-"Hell yeah :)"
-Kisses are SO FUCKING GENTLE
-I mean, this man's lips LITERALLY FEEL LIKE CLOUDS
-Softest kisses
-He likes to nibble though
-Damn, first he kisses like a butterfly, now he gonna bite you?
-Sheesh, when he's needy, best fucking French kisses
-He's respectful of your boundries
-Hunk mama loves you <3
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Hayran KurguOneshots with your favorite grunts! I will only do angst, fluff, and minor lime (if I feel comfortable) This is for all the simps who fell for bloodthirsty maniacs/j Characters I will do: Hank Tricky Deimos Auditor Sanford Sherriff Jebus And my OC B...
