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-Deimos is a flirt, obvoiusly
-Sometimes this man makes no sense
-You will never have personal space again
-He understands if you're feeling out of it though, only then will he give you space
-HEADPATS HEADPATS HEADPATS-
-Will just pat your head out of nowhere
-Bonus points if you secretly like them but are too stubborn to admit it ;)
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These are the non-relationship headcannons
-Curses all the time, literally
-He's the kind of person who woul say 'fuck' after every word in his goddamn sentence (>ლ)
-Watches 90 day fiance to make fun of the characters
-Can be lazy at times
-I imagine this man acts all happy but he's just hiding his PTSD ;-;
-Once he took all the cigs from the container, put ALL OF THEM in his mouth, and walked up to Sanford and Hank being like "Yo, wassup"
-Sanford smacked the shit out of him
-Hank watches in utter amusement
-This man is clumsy AF
-He's tried cigars before, he didn't like em.
-"Nope, leave these for Sherriff Asshole"
-Stole Sanford's hook once
-It didn't end well
"DEIMOS!!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HOOK?!?!?!?!"
"Uhh, have you checked your buttho-"
*SMACK*
-He's a prankster 100% of the time
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