Ice and Chalk (kaebedo)

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Albedo POV

god, this idiot. who drinks that much? and how is venti even alive?!
now i have to carry him home. i shouldve declined the invite. alcohol sucks ass, i have no idea how someone could digest so much.

"how the fuck am i meant to do this?" i mutter.

i end up dragging kaeya on the floor by his legs.
(NOT ass up <3)

i stuff him into the back seat. it looks like as if im kidnapping him.
i look at his sleeping face.

he even looks like a menace unconscious.

"oi, what're you looking at," kaeya opens his eyes and stares at me.
"you smell annoying," he slurs. my heart cracks a bit.
why do i feel so sad? i dont even care if he finds me annoying or not.
right?

"whatever," i respond dully.
kaeya comes up to me and sniffs me like a dog. shit, im turning red again.

"wh-what?! kaeya what are you doing?!" i exclaim.
"heheh....you smell like albedo..." he hums.
kaeya gasps.
"did you kidnap him?! where is.." kaeya starts.
"heh, now that i think about it...you kinda look like albedo.."

"kaeya, i am albedo, you dumb orphan," i grunt.
kaeyas eyes light up.

"reealllly?? ive been talking to my crush this whole time, silly me..." kaeya giggles.
cute.
"wait...how do i know youre not lying?" kaeya suspects.
"oh my god. just shut up, okay?" i say, annoyed.

i get into the car and start driving. i hear whimpers at the back.
i groan.
"what now, kaeya?"

"why're you kidnapping mwe..." he whines.
"im not kidnapping you."
"i just want my alchemy boy back..." he sobs

excuse me, MY alchemy boy?!
what's up with him? why is he acting like this?! its not like he likes me, right? do i even like him? oh god, i think i do. ive just been ignorant this whole time.

"y-you can sh-shut up now!" i scowl, extremely flustered.
"you kinda sound like albedo...hehe.." kaeya starts laughing.
"when i make albedo flustered, my heart pounds extra hard, and little butterflies fill my tummy. it makes me soo happy..." kaeya admits, "...but i dont think he likes me back," he frowns.

"i- um, im sure he likes you back kaeya," i reply, shocked.
does kaeya like me?
ugh, stop asking these stupid questions albedo! hes drunk, and obviously doesnt know what hes talking about.
i feel sick in the stomach.
yeah, of course he wouldn't like me. am i really this naive? he plays with people.

you'll just get played again albedo.

"...llo? hello?? are you dead mr?" kaeyas head was only s few inches in front of mine.
suddenly im a tomato.
wait.

"god, im driving. oops," i mutter.
thankfully its late, so no ones here.

few mins later !

"alright kaeya, we're here."

silence.

"kaeya?" i turn around to see a sleeping kaeya. i scowl at his handsome face.
"hey, wake up."
"i said wake up."

i punch him in the face.

"ow ow ow owww! why'd you do that?!" kaeya wakes from his slumber.
"to wake you up. we're going inside now," i reply bluntly.

...

i sit kaeya on the couch.
"stay here," i tell him.

i go into the kitchen to grab a cup of water when i feel some hugging my waist.
"wha-" i turn around
oh.
i heat up and turn around quickly.
"what on earth do you think youre doing kaeya."

"hahah..you smell like albedo. do you know him?" he questions.
"kaeya, for the love of god i am albedo," i say crossly.

i finish pouring a glass of water.
"drink this. it will help you sober up," i explain.
"sober up-? im not drunk though...!" kaeya complains.

i sigh.
"im just kidding kaeya! this is more wine!" i fake.
"really! yummyyy..." kaeya gulps it down in one go.
"that was soo good, give me more."

wait what? that wasnt even alcohol. whatever.
"ah- right. here," i hand him another glass.
"thanks..." he falls asleep on my shoulder.

i try bringing him over to the couch.
i look for a blanket and tuck him in.
"night.." i whisper.