My opinions on TTTE ships (FINISHED!)

Thomas x Sir Topham Hatt

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"I may get another hat, but I'll never get another Thomas."
- Sir Topham Hatt, Misty Island Rescue

Finally updated! I've received this request way back in September, but my friend suggested to save it for the last ship of the book so here's it. What's the better way to finish the book other than rating this "marvelous" ship?
She suggested me to rate it seriously, but as it's a crack ship, I might joke around a bit.
So yeah, I have come across fics or fanarts about those two at some point, mostly made by ppl who aren't in the Fandom. The idea of the ship is.. kinda weird, but at the same time, hilarious. Sir Topham Hatt see the engines more than a simple "property" to make his railway work (possibly see and treat them as his children), though, he's mostly attached to Thomas bc he's the number 1 (and the main protagonist *cough*). I think the reason this ship exists comes from this fact. At the movie "BWBA", Sir Topham Hatt was freaked out to learn Thomas went missing and called the engines to find him and all this shit. Ofc, it's not meant in a romantic manner (would be weird). But still, this ship doesn't make sense bc first, it's a ship between one engine and a human, and second, Sir Topham Hatt is canonically married. So yea, not good.

Do I ship them? Nah I'll pass hdkhdkdhd

Rate: 5/10