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- 9:14 pm -

itoshi sae
you seem so sad on your
cfl.

you good?

[y/n] <3
i am deteriorating atp

itoshi sae
why.

whats wrong with you?

[y/n] <3
my room is so messy i can
barely walk, i have 5 assignments
missing (PER FUCKING CLASS),
i'm living off of 2 hours of sleep and
i needa prepare for the event thats
sooner than it should be

itoshi sae
oh.

okay here's the deal.

start by cleaning your room, you'll need
a clean workspace. i understand its
difficult but with time you can do it.
start slow with your assignments, one
by one. don't try to rush them all at
once. then you can worry about the event.

[y/n] <3
sae :((((

gonna make me sob

ilysm for this omg

pls go out w me not fake

omg

literally sobbing

tysm

itoshi sae
its no problem.

be sure to take care of yourself
you stupid brat.

[y/n] <3
way to ruin the moment 😪

itoshi sae
at least i gave you advice.

[y/n] <3
it was backhanded

nevertheless i'll appreciate it bc
its a once in a life time thing
and youre mean 🥱

itoshi sae
now youre ruining the moment.

[y/n] <3
you started it :6

itoshi sae
and you kept going.

[y/n] <3
its the manipulation for me 🤨

itoshi sae
its the borderline gaslighting for
me.

[y/n] <3
GASLIGHTING?-$!:&1!

I WOULD NEVER TF

LITERALLY DROP DEAD YOU
UGLY BANGS LOOKING SHIT
FACE

itoshi sae
how immature.

[y/n] <3
SHUHSHSH

I DKNT WANNA HEAR IT
FROM YOU MR NARCISSIST

itoshi sae
im sorry? narcissist?

i'm nor full of myself, [y/n].

[y/n] <3
REALLY??????

bc all i see is someone who
needs everything to be his way 😐

itoshi sae
i only do what's best for the team.

[y/n] <3
whatever you say itoshi

itoshi sae
last names now?

i see how it is.

[y/n] <3
gonna strangle you if i ever
see you frr frr

itoshi sae
guess i better make sure i have
the cops on speed dial in case my
crazy fake gf decides to murder me.

[y/n] <3
fake as in toxic or fake as in relationship...
are you admitting to really liking
me 😇

itoshi sae
you know what i mean.

[y/n] <3
unfortunately

SO YOU DONT HAVE VERY
ROMANTIC FEELIGNS FOR ME AND
WANNA KISS ME SO BAD?????

itoshi sae
wtf.

uh.

no.

i guess.

[y/n] <3
HESITANCE I SEE???

oh so you do 👯‍♀️

cool

cool...

cool.....

itoshi sae
yes because i'm so ready to announce
my undying love for you and about
to shower you in affection.

what the fuck do you think.

[y/n] <3
BRO IDK

MAYBE YOURE LYING

itoshi sae
do i look like a liar to you?

[y/n] <3
well..

to be completely honest...

itoshi sae
wtf.

[y/n] <3
SORRY BUT YOU DO AHAHA

itoshi sae
glad to see you're back at being
your normal self.

[y/n] <3
ehe

giggling rn

ilysm

i'm gonna go do what you said
now 💪

bye bye!

itoshi sae
good luck.
<3 you liked a message!

goodbye.
<3 you liked a message!
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author's note ;
a fucking moth fell onto my
phone while i was writing this,
WHERE TF DID THE MOTH
COME FROM IM IN MY HOUSE???

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