All because he was scared

Fifteen- off about her

Chester pov:
Eliza leans against the doorway of the rental house we're using for this video. Her wavy black hair falls over her shoulder in a bored way, even her face looks unamused.

"So you know what you're doing right?" Parker checks for the fifth time.

Eliza uncrosses her arms and looks up at us, "yeah, I got it. I'm 18 year old Kaede who has a creepy ass person in her basement."

"Language." I Point out.

She laughs in almost a sinister way, God she's scary.

"Can you at least pretend to enjoy this?" Parker asks.

Eliza taps her foot on the ground, "Yeah, sorry."

Parker nods and shuts the front door for us to begin filming.

Video:

*Parker and Chester get out of car and walk up to front door*

Chester: "dude this house is creepy."

Parker: "whatever."

*Parker knocks on the door*

*Kaede opens door*

Parker: "Kaede, hi. Parker."

Kaede: "uhm, hi."

*Kaede gives a small wave and looks back into house*

Parker: "so uh, can we come in and talk about what's been happening?"

Kaede: "Uhm, yeah. Just be quiet, I don't want to wake him up."

Chester: "what?"

*Parker gives a warning look and walks in*

*they sit at a table in a blank living room*

Parker: "so have you actually seen this thing in your basement?"

*Kaede's eyes glaze over*

Kaede: "his name is Boss."

*Chester, slightly freaked out*

Chester: "okay, have you seen Boss?"

*Kaede's eyes go back to normal*

Kaede: "yes, he watches me when I sleep."

*Parker, actually getting nervous*

Parker: "And you let him do that?"

*Kaede gets defensive*

Kaede: "that's none of your business."

Parker: "okay okay. Would you let us put cameras in here to see what he's doing?"

Kaede: "that's fine."

*parker and Chester set up cameras and go to their room (with a shared bed 😈)*

Chester: "dude there's something off about her"

Parker: "she's probably just really scared."

*Chester breaks character*

Chester: "no like actually, I'm freaked out."

*Parker stops filming*

Parker: "This was your idea, babe.  Eliza is doing really well, this might be our best video yet."

*Chester nods and they resume filming*

*Parker and Chester fall asleep*

*Kaede wakes up around 1 am*

*Kaede goes into Parker and Chester's room*

*a bang occurs*

*Kaede runs away*

*camera shows something crawling downstairs*

*thing crawls upstairs*

*Kaede is running around house in fear*

Chester: "dude do you hear that?"

Parker: "y-yeah, that is that?"

Chester: "I don't know but I'm really scared bro."

Parker: "it's probably fine."

*Kaede bursts into room*

Kaede: "YOUVE MADE BOSS MAD! GO AWAY!!!!"

*Kaede chases Parker and Chester out of the house*

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Parker pov: My heart races fast as fuck. What just happened? Eliza went so off script, but it's honestly so authentic that I think this will be our best video yet. I'm astounded by her acting.

Chester and I link hands and walk to the house where Eliza's dark eyes glitter with humor. She laughs with so much joy, kinda unexpected because of how creepy she actually is.

"Eliza, what the hell?" Chester gasps.

Eliza hugs her ribs, "Good lord you guys are hysterical! I didn't expect to scare you that bad!" She laughs even more.

"That wasn't part of the script," I chuckle.

"At least your have a good video now." She snickers.

And she's right, we sure do.

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A/n: did y'all see the new life of luxury video? I was quaking, what the hell even was that video. I swear I laughed like 20 times it was so funny. Parker tries so hard to be straight, he probably found my story 🤪

Goal: achieved