I can't sleep due to noisy neighbors, so I wanted to write, but I have no ideas in mind, so this is what you are getting. Sorry.
Luigi trying to be defiant and brave: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME?
Mario: that's MY OPINION!!
Luigi: *glares*
Daisy: Snickering
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Y/n: Waluigi, can you please read number 29 for the class?
Waluigi: No, I can not!
Waluigi: What up? I'm Waluigi, and I never fuckin learned how to read.
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Wario trying to get a date: HEY! You gotta be or naw? You tryna date? OR NAW?
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Rosalina: Guarding these universes is fun till you notice fuckin Daisy going rogue with a machine gun.
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Y/n: I'm hungry you wanna-
Waluigi and y/n: Go to toco ball jinx you owe me-
Y/n: a coke
Waluigi: A kiss on the lips!
y/n panicking: *tries to open the car door*
Waluigi: You're not going anywhere y/n!
y/n: *Fearful screaming*
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Waluigi: Ever heard a rubber ball break a glass window?
Luigi: Ah-ah
Waluigi: Would you like to!?
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Me strumming a guitar: I love you bitch! I ain't ever gonna stop loving you bitch!
Waluigi: omg
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Every other character in Mario: *distant screaming asking when I will make a one-shot of them*
Me: Yall hear sumn?
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Dimentio: Hey Kit? You said I was your fave character, right?
Me: Ye
Dimentio: THEN WHY THE FUCK IS WALUIGI EVERYWHERE, AND I AM NOT?!
Me: ..... Cause I'm saving you for a request, now get back in the basement with the others and wait your turn!
Okay, I know it's short, but I am tired, and my drunk-ass neighbors are singing (not very well) at a ridiculous time of night, so I am very sorry.
Good night.
