Pricks aren't welcome in Eesmp

Son, I'm your brother

[Songs I recommend for this chapter: O Green World - Gorillaz • Shadow Lady - Portwave • My Ordinary Life - The Living Tombstone • Dernière Danse - Indila • Camel by Camel - Sandy Marton]

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Placenta de litoribus

Tubbo's grip tightened on Michaels hand as they made their was through the populated streest towards UA, normally he would've used the alleyways but it'd be too high of a risk going there after committing sweet murder there just a week ago. So here he was, dragging a toddler through the masses, how fun. "Bo, are we there yet..?" Michaels small voice shook slightly due to the fast pace they were walking at. "Just a few minutes more Michael, and remember, I'm your dada now.." Tubbo cringed at his choice of words but this was a 2 year old he was talking to. "Yay! Papa Boo and Dada Bo!" Micheal cheered. "Pardon, what now?" Tubbo almost tripped in surprise, he hadn't expected that one. "You are always together so you are Papa and Dada right?.." Micheal asked now slightly less confident.

"Mhm sure, whatever you say kiddo." Tubbo sighed, "Look, we're here." He pointed at the big gates of UA. "Woah..." The small child squeaked excitedly. °This is gonna be a long day Innit?° Tubbo looked coldly at his arm watch. "Cmon Michael, we have a class to shock." He didn't wait for an answer but instead just firmly lifted Michael up and walked into the building, he got a few weird stares here and there but it was surprisingly less than he had expected. The goat boy walked down the long hallway and came to a halt in front of the infamous classroom 1-A.

"Tubbo-san? Who's that kid??" Hana asked as soon as he walked in. "My son." He replied stone cold not moving a muscle. "Oh, Tubbo-san are you okay..? I mean it must be hard having a child at such a young age.." Tubbo was genuinely surprised at her concern. "I'm alright, I just couldn't find anyone to take care of him so I had to take him with me." He looked down at Michael who was now hiding behind his leg. "And what's your name buddy?" Hana crouched down trying to reach Michael's eye level despite being really tall.

"M-Michael.." He sheepishly replied. "Michael-kun, what a fitting name for a handsome little guy like you." She smiled forming a little allium in her hand and handing it to him. "T-Thank you Mrs." The small child smiled brightly, Tubbo on the other hand sighed, °She better not try to become my friend, we're enemies even if she doesn't know that, and I don't think she would become a villain.° He shook his head and turned back towards her. "I'll take Michael to my seat now, if you don't mind." He grabbed Michael's hand and led him over to his desk. 

"Alright Michael, you gotta behave alright, maybe even try to learn some stuff, just be good alright?" Michael nodded. °Gosh it feels weird telling someone to be good- especially a kid.° Tubbo just shrugged the thought off and took his notebook out. °This is one of the moments in which I'm glad to have an animal appearance related quirk, perfect explanation for a kid. I mean, it's not so weird for a male to give birth, especially if they're visually affected by their quirk, I mean, no one knows but after all Wilbur was the one to birth Fundy.°

Finally UA was over and Tubbo and Michaels were on the train to the airport, on their way to pick up Wilbur. School had been a nuisance, though, Michael had taken Tubbo's words surprisingly serious, he hadn't spoken a word during the entire time and had even tried to read and write something. °There's a hood chance he's got a pretty high IQ in language and something else, whatever the categories were called, 'cause I've never heard of a 2 year old having such good attention span.° Tubbo came back to reality when he realised they were two stops away from the airport.

"That's our stop big M, cmon you'll get to meet uncle Techno's brother." Tubbo exited the train with Michael following him closely behind. They walked over a big open field and Michael watched in awe as he saw the planes landing and starting. They reached the entrance and Tubbo went directly to the 'welcoming' hall and took out a lazily painted piece of wood with the name 'Will-i-am' written on it to clarify who was meant. °Now to wait another hour..° Tubbo pulled Michael onto his lap and gave him one ear piece while he started playing music. 'Saint Bernard'