Pricks aren't welcome in Eesmp

Heavy Rain

0120513

Erit mihi, an erit?

Tubbo quickly slipped into his UA uniform, grabbed a slice of butter toast and ran out of the door like the protagonist he was, he jokingly thought. He was on time but the train often came too early so he had to hurry. It was weird not being Bee, jumping from roof to roof and slaughtering anyone that looked at you weird. But now he was Tubbo and he was just an average 15 year old student training to be a hero at UA trying to not miss his train. The short boy sprinted up the stairwell and arrived just on time to slip into the closing doors of the train. Now he just had to wait.

After twenty minute ride he slipped out of the train and headed towards UA highschool. Tubbo used the dark alleyways as they were usually completely empty. Before dipping into one he checked for the small pocket knife in his sock. After he had assured he was armed the boy walked forwards immediately getting engulfed by the alley's shadow. Everything went rather smoothly until he was one block away from the school's building, there stood some shady looking guys beating up someone. °I couldn't care less about what happens the person they're beating up but, they're in my way of getting to school°

Tubbo sighed and slipped on the hoodie he always carried in his backpack, he made sure his face was covered as he approached the men. "Hey guys! Look at that! Another cute child, today's our lucky day!" The shorter of the three shouted alerting his companions. °Disgusting..° Tubbo thought feeling sick to the stomach, sure he has killed children before but even he wouldn't sink down to that level, even child murderers have some priorities. He scoffed as the tallest of the three took a step towards him and placed a hand on his shoulder. "Hey cutie!"

"You wanna help us make some cash? No? Well too bad you don't have a choice." The man reached out to take off Tubbo's hood but said boy instead twisted the mans arm. "Ahow! WHAT THE F*CK! YOU LITTLE BRAT!" The man exclaimed, Tubbo didn't even bother to react as he seemingly effortlessly broke the mans arm before grabbing his pocket knife and slitting his throat. The other two men seemingly came back to reality as they saw their companion drop to the floor a blood pool quickly forming below him. "Y-YOU KILLED HIM! YOU- YOU BRAT! YOU KILLED HIM! YOU'RE GONNA PAY!"

The taller of the now two screamed at the top of his lungs. Both men charged towards him baseball bats in their hands. Tubbo easily dodged them and grazed the man closest to him with his knife making him fall on his face. The boy suddenly stopped, °Dang, I can't play with them for long, I have hero school...° he scrunched his nose in annoyance. Oh well, he brought his knife down into the mans neck who he had previously brought down on the floor. The last standing man's eyes widened in horror as he tried to run but was stopped. 

Tubbo had thrown the knife right into the mans spine paralysing him by destroying the nerves. He didn't waste much more time as he just simply slammed the mans head into the ground until there was not much skull left to smash. "Oh well, time to get to school, these guys really messed up my schedule." Tubbo pulled down his hood and cleaned his knife at the mans jacket, he was about to leave when he heard a small whimper. "Oh f*ck off, I swear." Tubbo turned over to the person laying on the ground. "What in the actual f*ck.. that is a goshforsaken  toddler, ah f*ck this." He groaned. "Hey kid, I'll take you to people who can patch you up.." Tubbo sighed as he picked up the barely 2 year old. 

As if the universe suddenly hated him or remembered something it started pouring. He was still carrying the kid in his arms just that he was now once again hooded and jumping over rooftops, heading towards.. 'Sweet potato' or 'Sweet death' more commonly referred to amongst the villain cycle. Or for short, the bakery that Techno and Niki ran. "Hey kid, what's your name?" Tubbo slightly focused on the kid shivering in his arms. "M-Michael.." The child mumbled. "Alright then Michael, do you have parents?" Tubbo felt the kid look up to him. "They gave me away.." Michael mumbled sadly. "So you're not an orphan, that's good."

"T-thank you.. Mr.Goat.." The kid mumbled. "For what?" He focused on a big jump ahead of him. "For s-saving me.." Michael curled up tighter in Tubbo's arms trying to seek shelter from the pouring rain. "Yeah- I totally was there to save you.. no problem kiddo..." The shorter boy sighed a small smile playing on his lips. Finally Tubbo landed in an alley next to the cafe and went inside. "Hello what can we- Tubbo? Isn't your school starting in 15 minutes? What are you doing here?" Niki came from behind the counter. 

"Ehh some idiots were in my way beating up and... well.. they were doing stuff to this kid here, do you have something for him to wear? He's not an orphan so don't worry, but he's also well, a code Afec." Tubbo handed Niki Michael. "Oh.. yeah I think I have some old clothes from Fundy, you better get going or you'll be late to your 3rd day." Niki gave him a scolding look and nodded towards the door. "Uhm yes! Yes Mrs.Niki!" Tubbo  hurried out the door and headed back towards UA. °Well this was a great start into the day, what's next? A book is gonna fall from the sky? Yeah as if.° Tubbo stumbled as a book hit him on the head. °Oh for f*cks sake, does the universe hate me that much?° He groaned. °Sure, and now I'm gonna be a murderer, wait never mind-"

-1000 words-

-Well this was longer than expected, I had terrible writers block at the start but then suddenly I couldn't stop writing lol, anyways, don't worry, I'm currently deep frying the guys from earlier to feed to the vegan teacher ^^ they're getting what they deserve, eternal suffering.-

-So, let's see if anyone has a theory for the numbers at the start of the chapters, it's really nothing special lol, oh well, I'll be off watching SCP stuff and Joel aka the one and only Smallishbeans. Cya-

-Have a good day and/or night.-

-Luchs