Pricks aren't welcome in Eesmp

Clearing up

So first off, I'm really sorry for the long gap in between the last update and this, I've been dealing with different shite for some time, nothing too bad, but it's been quite time consuming. 

Anyways, since I have 0 focken motivation to write right now, I'll make a list of all the mcyts, that exist in this universe and their roles, some of the mcyts might only be mentioned though, so just because they have a role, as an example, I'm not planning for Schlatt to ever show up, since he literally lives in the US.

Also, canon for this AU, Techno only swears when he's 'bout to literally go bacon. Phil actually lives alone, he used to foster kids but after one of his fosters got kidnapped (They didn't know about Phil's identity, they just wanted money.) The child got rescued but Phil stopped fostering after that because he felt like he couldn't protect them. 

Mumza exists, maybe we'll see her in later chapters. She adopted Wilbur, Techno and Tommy. She's also just a civilian she's basically a teacher that goes around the world to teach children who can't afford school or don't have a school to go to. When she first got the job she wanted to turn it down because that would mean she'd barely see the boys, but after Tommy, Wilbur and Techno assured her they'll be fine, she eventually gave in.

Alright, time for the list.

☆Heros☆

1; Scott - Blizzard

2; Skeppy - Jewel

3; Phil - Angel

4; Lauren - Nightsky

5; (T) Jimmy - Goofmaster

6; Puffy - Sailor

7; Shubble - Shroom

8; Akio - Illuminate 

9; Sequ - Squid

10; Punz - Coinflip

11; Bad - Halo (He down ranked on purpose and some say he's retired)

12; Hannah - Bloodvine

♡Villains♡

1; Technoblade - Blood god

2; Sam - Warden

3; Niki - Fury

4; Tubbo - Bee

5; Ranboo - Split

6; Tommy - Swift

7; Minx - Wither Rose

8; Charlie - Sludge

9; Jack - Mechan

10; Grian - Grain (The bunch are not showing their full potential so that they get ranked low)

11; Mumbo - Factory

12; Scar - Trader

13; Cleo - Undead

14; Forge - Labs

15; Mech - Shadow

♢Vigilantes♢

1; Eret - Shine

2; Foolish - Gilden

3; Lizzie - Aquarian

4; Joel - Azeal

5; Jay - Schlatt

6; Hbomb - Maiden

7; Velvet - Sugarshock

8; Antfrost - Feline

9; Fundy - Shift

10; cLaY - Dream

11; George - Lucid

12; Sapnap - Nightmare (look at them and their matching names)