Pricks aren't welcome in Eesmp

Dangling Legs

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Investigatio dicitur.

Bee sat on the edge of the banks rooftop in the Somnium district. He was scanning the area for the next business day, he spotted a familiar red hood, Swift slipped around another corner and into the next best alleyway. Bee sighed, that meant Split was alone on patrol. He slowly got up, his hoodie slightly lifting and revealing a glimpse of yellow, he re-adjusted his hood and slid down the slightly tilted roof of the bank building. The hooded boy hurriedly skipped across the open space in front of the bank and dipped into the next best alleyways shadow.

He flinched as a cat fell off a dumpster after being awoken by him. "Sorry buddy" he muttered under his breath. °Gosh why did Swift think it was a good idea to leave Split on his own..° Bee rushed out of the alley and saw a bigger populated part of the district bloom in front of him, the boy looked up at the traffic light and confirmed that it was alright to cross. A man groaned when Bee accidentally brushed his shoulder but  continued crossing the street with out saying anything. °Phew, he's on the non-prick list now" The boy joked.

Finally he left the Somnium district and entered the firmly bursting Usoris district, after not even a minute he had determined that using the rooftops would be way faster, Bee climbed up a well decorated building and carefully stepped on the roof. The red tiles were slippery and tilted, just his luck. °Now to find Split..° Bee sprung to another roof after building up enough courage, he was now higher up ad could see the human masses below him, hair colours and shapes of all sorts, he was scanning across the outskirts of the mass when he spotted something quite familiar.

°Underground Hero Eraserhead, didn't expect that old guy to be here, especially on such a busy night.. Maybe he's on a mission? Ah sh*t he's probably after Blade, Fury and Split, gosh I told him joining the Syndicate would cause problems.° Bee face palmed himself with a tired huff, he had been up for two days, going to UA, yes UA, training, attending meetings, planning and being on patrol. Being a teen villain isn't too easy, especially not when you're in your own organization and constantly have Pro-Heroes trying to find you thinking you're some old guy wanting to take control. 

It truly was ironic, being a well feared organization and still being held for being an old man sending out some fast goons to do the job, oh well, that just proved how good they were at hiding their identities. Bee snapped out of his thought when he spotted a more familiar hero, the Angel Hero, Bee had always looked up to him, despite being a villain and that whole story. The Pro-Hero was actually somewhat known amongst the Syndicate and Scamnum BT, no one was allowed to touch him, and whoever did, may the Goddes of Death have mercy.

"Hey Bee, I'm done with the patrol." Bee spun around almost loosing his balance, "Holy sh*t Split you almost lost your boss to natural causes!" He dramatically fell onto the roof. "Can we go home now Bee? You have school in a few hours." Split kindly smiled at him, "Alright, alright, time to go be a boring teen again aye?" He laughed and slid down the roof landing in some bushes closely followed by Split. After a thirty minute walk they were finally home. "Welcome back Tubbo, Ranboo, now go change you idiots." Tommy greeted them at the door grinning madly.

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-601 words-

-I said the chapter were gonna be short, it felt kinda weird actually spending less than three hours on this- :') Anyways, here is an explanation/canon for this AU, Tubbo is attending to UA so he can find out the future Pro-Heroes weaknesses, while he also learns tips and tricks from Pro-Heroes, plus, who would expect a sweet 15 year old boy in UA to be a ruthless murderer and super villain? Not his teacher lmao.-

-Also, I doubt you expected a Tubbo POV book, ehhh?-

-Ah, and lastly, Tommy works as a police officers assistant to find out if they have clues on them and Ranboo works in a coffee shop run by Niki and Technoblade, Phil or Pro-Hero angel is a regular at the shop and everyone who knows him has gotten attached to him so that's why it's punished with torture if someone hurts him. Imagine being liked so much by the Blood God and two high ranking Villain organizations that people get punished for touching you and you have no clue and continue hunting down these organizations, couldn't be Philza no no.-

-Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the first chapter, I might update later today, we'll see about it, no promises.-

-Have a good Day and/or Night! ^^-

-Luchs