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Saturday 2:34 pm.

Kurin sent an image to the group!

Kurin: hi we are at the garden centre

Riot: is Aay eating a fucking cactus?

Aay: tästie 😋

Magnus: We've been here for way too long, Kurin won't hurry the fuck up and choose a cactus.

Kurin: I have to make sure I choose the right one Magnus.

Magnus: Well you better hurry up before Aay gets round to eating that "right" cactus.

Riot: why is he eating cacti though???

Magnus: Fuck knows, I'm leaving to some other part of this place where there's not an idiot eating cacti.

Riot: you do that

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Saturday 2:51 pm.

Magnus: Well I just got kicked out.

Kurin: how?

Magnus: I ran into the AO just as Dan Kouzo threw a plant pot up through the roof while one of his friends filmed and the staff just assumed I was involved too because I was there.

Kurin: the AO were there?

Riot: 👀

Magnus: Apparently one of them wanted to get plants for some reason and the others came along to mess around.

Riot: lol weird but funny

Kurin: I guess we're just lucky having not been kicked out for Aays plant eating habits yet

Riot: y'know we were just talking yesterday about the weirdest things we've eaten. do you think Aay's new weirdest is a cactus? we never did hear his old weirdest

Kurin: oh didn't I say? according to Trey he's eaten a venus flytrap before

Magnus: What the fuck?

Riot: I-

Riot: I can't tell if that's better or worse than a cactus

Kurin: neither can I tbh

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Saturday 5:10 pm.

Kurin: wait technically the weirdest thing any of us have ever eaten is water

Riot: wdym?

Kurin: well water supply isn't infinite right?

Magnus: Yeah?

Kurin: so all water we've ever drunk has been previously digested and peed out before likely more than once

Riot: wait so why isn't water yellow then?

Kurin: there's some natural filtering process to make the water fresh again

Riot: oh I see

Aay: what the fucjk so everytime were drinking water were actually drinking piss?

Kurin: technically yes but also technically no

Aay: GROOOOOOSSSS I'm never drinking water again

Magnus: Oh so that was your plan. Nice one Kurin.

Kurin: not my plan I just woke up and thought of it

Riot: woke up??

Kurin: yeah I fell asleep then I woke up thinking of that

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