The 2nd exit

Sunday

Sunday 1:58 am.

Magnus sent an image!

Magnus: Dissappointed in humanity, what the fuck is this.

Aay: OH ITS THE STATUE I MADE FOR THE PARK

Magnus: You call that monstrosity a fucking statue?

Aay: it's not thaaattt bad

Magnus: Yeah it fucking is.

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Sunday 6:42 am.

Riot: what in the actual fuck

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Sunday 9:23 am.

Kurin: That shit is going to give me nightmares, Aay what were you thinking when you made that

Kurin: HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT

Aay: with the help of Bee, Cee, Dee nd E

Aay: can't believe no one likes it :{

Kurin: HOW IS IT SUPRISING THAT EVERYONE IS CREEPED OUT BY THAT IT LOOKS LIKE BIGFOOT IF BIGFOOT WAS REAL AND MADE OUTTA HOUSEHOLD JUNK AND HAS A ROTTEN BANANA AS A UNIBROW????

Aay: ok maybe the banana was a bit much but everything else about it is great!!!

Kurin: it is not

Magnus: Aay can I ask you a serious question?

Aay: sure :3

Magnus: How the fuck are you employed when you're that stupid.

Kurin: Good question Magnus

Riot: mhm

Aay: :'{

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Sunday 11:35 am. Private messages Magnus - Kurin

Kurin: so what did you want to tell me?

Magnus: Oh.

Magnus: I was trying to investigate something online and I came across the video of you falling into a bush.

Magnus: Or maybe flying would be a better word.

Kurin: FUCK.

Magnus: I thought you'd want to know so you could get the video taken down before anyone who you know sees it.

Kurin: ah that's why you texted me so late....

Magnus: Yeah. I'm fairly sure it's everywhere now.

Kurin: end my life

Kurin: offline?

Kurin: hopefully you're on your way here with a baseball bat to bash my skull in

Kurin: becoming a meme is my worst nightmare please put an end to it already

Magnus: What the fuck? No.

Magnus: I was checking the page that posted it to see if it had been seen by a lot of people.

Magnus: Good news, it hasn't.

Kurin: wait it hasn't?

Kurin: thank FUCK

Magnus: No. Not many people saw it, however Aay's statue...

Kurin: all over the internet?

Magnus: You can say that again.

Sunday 12:03 pm.

the second exit

Aay: omg the status all ovr instagay

Riot: what

Magnus: Pictures of his weird, creepy statue are all over the internet, particularly Instagram. Although they just mentioned it on Los Volmos news.

Aay: im famous

Kurin: you're not

Kurin: no one knows it was you who made it

Aay: or do they

Magnus: It's on the news right now.

Kurin: alright time to watch this, I'm covering my eyes when they actually show that.. thing. though

Magnus: What the fuck Aay, I thought this couldn't get worse.

Kurin: YOU SIGNED YOUR FUCKING NAME?!!

Aay: :3

Riot: just when I thought this couldn't get any worse

Kurin: I looked down at this chat as my mom walked in the room and said "oh is that Aay and his friends on TV" and the horror I felt when I looked up at the TV......

Magnus: Could've been worse Emily recognised him as mine and Riot's friend.

Magnus: After this he is not.

Riot: implying you were friends before this happened

Magnus: Absolutely not.

Kurin: wait

Kurin: if it's this horrific for us...

Kurin: imagine how Trey feels right now

Riot: suddenly this isn't so bad

Magnus: Agreed.

Sunday 12:38 pm.

Aay: i think im famous now

Riot: you sound like that one annoying girl from that fandom Kurin's in

Aay: (・o・)?

Riot: you're being annoying shut up

Aay: ¯\_༼ ಥ ‿ ಥ ༽_/¯

Kurin: I wouldn't go that far Riot, that girl is more annoying than he could ever be

Magnus: What if he ate one of your cacti?

Kurin: That's not annoying.

Kurin: That's evil. That would lead to his inevitable death coming a lot sooner than the world intended. It means he falls to his demise at my hands. Dies by my gun. He will no longer be alive.

Riot: y'know it woulda been soooo much more easy to just say you'll murder him?

Magnus: For once I agree with Riot.

Kurin: simply saying I'd kill him wouldn't get across the anger

Magnus: It was hypothetical.

Kurin: Oh, I'm sure it was.

Aay: R U STILL MAD ABT THAT

Aay: KURIN IT HAS BEEN 4 YEARS

Aay: 4 YEARS!!!!!!

Magnus: ...

Magnus: Bye.

Riot: you acc ate one of Kurin's cacti?

Aay: no

Aay: i didn't eat it

Kurin: He MURDERED it

Aay: i didnt mean to end its life

Riot: wtf bye