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Saturday 5:04 pm.

The second exit.

Kurin: it's a little concerning now no one's talked here yet today

Riot: I mean you're not wrong.

Aay: sory I'm trying to catch this cool bug in my room

Riot: why would there be a bug in your room? let alone in your house?

Aay: WAIT DO U GUYS NOT HAVE BUGS IN UR HOUSES..???

Magnus: Only my room, I have several. Mainly spiders.

Kurin: the lack of flies is because he got hungry and ate them all

Magnus: Top ten reasons why I hate you. Number one: this.

Kurin: on that note I have a few flies but never for long. my Venus flytrap is big and hungry

Riot: how do you live like that

Riot: I murder every bug I see they aint getting any mercy from me the minibeast slayer

Riot: you trespass in my house I get to evict you to the afterlife thats just how it is

Kurin: holy shit

Aay: u kill bugs?? :(((

Riot: well yeah obviously who doesn't.

Aay: but that's so cruel :[

Riot: no it isn't! and besides Kurin feeds them to his plant so how am I the cruel one here

Kurin: UH JOE NEEDS TO EAT YOU KNOW!??

Riot: ... you named your plant?

Kurin: yeah I named it Joe.

Riot: wtf kinda name is that

Aay: Joe mama

Aay: not the worst name doe

Kurin: Joe is a great name for a canivorius plant stfu

Riot: why Joe though?

Kurin: HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? HE IS DEFINITELY A JOE.

Aay: riot he has had worse names for plants than joe

Riot: like what?

Aay: stuart

Kurin: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT

Aay: we dont???

Kurin: no

Riot: would Aay have eaten Stuart?

Kurin: No the plant he ate was called Thomas

Aay: fuck off that ones still alive

Aay: u have a whole Instagram page for it

Kurin: um

Riot: HAHAHAHAHAH A PLANT INSTAGRAM

Magnus: It sounds ridiculous but I can't really judge I suppose.

Riot: MAGNUS HAS A PLANT INSTAGRAM TOO?

Kurin: YOU DO??

Aay: HE DOES

Magnus: No, I don't.

Riot: then why can't you judge lolol?

Magnus: I have a joint account with someone where we post photos of things around us.

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