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Wednesday 7:30 am.

Aay: I figured it out

Aay: what we were talking abt yesterday Kurin

Kurin: and you're gonna talk about it in the gc?

Aay: yes

Aay: the earth is flat

Kurin: What the fuck?

Kurin: oh.

7:56 am.

Magnus: No the fuck it isn't.

Magnus: The earth is round.

Aay: how tho??

Magnus: Because it is. The earth is scientifically proven to be round.

Aay: yea ok but when r those studies from mag???

Magnus: First, what the fuck did you just call me?

Aay: I called u mag :)

Magnus: Why?

Aay: bc I can lol

Aay: anyways answer meeeeeee when r they from

Magnus: I'm not going to find the exact date but definitely over thirty years ago.

Aay: exactly

Aay: so vestroia hit the earth in that whole collision thing right so that prolly squashed the earth into being flat!!!

Aay: see??

Magnus: That's not even what happened.

Magnus: Vestroia didn't crash into the earth, the only visible impact was the great collision which only created that crater in pinpoint park, the impact was only large enough to do that. If it had squashed the earth then we'd all be dead.

Aay: how do u know we'd all be dead tho????

Aay: its not happened before??

Magnus: It's simple logic.

Magnus: Also even if we didn't die gravity would be fucked up if the earth was squashed and it would've been a noticeable difference. It would've been all over the news.

Aay: ok so what if the reason it wasn't all over the news bc the earth was always flat??? so no one noticed????

Magnus: What the fuck, no. There is proof that the earth isn't flat.

Aay: proof doesn't matter to me

Riot: uh

Private messages: Kurin - Riot.

Kurin: SHHHHHH

Kurin: don't say anything in the gc this is so funny

Riot: Aay thinks the earth is flat

Kurin: he doesn't

Kurin: yesterday I challenged him to find a way to annoy Magnus and this is it

Riot: hold on how do you even know this is it

Kurin: I checked in private messages with him just in case, I wouldn't put it past him to legitimately think the earth is flat..

Kurin: but rn at least this is just an attempt at annoying Magnus

Riot: oh thank fuck you checked. that was terrifying to check the chat first thing in the morning and see Aay thinks the earth is flat

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