Ice Breaker

Trial of the Jotun

"Now that's a brilliant question." Sif said slyly, as if she had already calculated every possible form of torture.

"Now now, let us not rush things. We have to interrogate her first." Odin said.

"Her?" Loki accidentally said out loud.

"Well you are of the feminine gender." Volstagg said.

"Oh yes. You still don't know who I am." Loki said.

Thor's grip became even tighter. "Who are you?"

Loki smiled and wrenched himself free. He strode proudly up to the throne and stopped a few feet away from the base. Loki shed his illusion, causing gasps.

"I am Loki Laufeyson of Jotunheim." He said proudly.

"Laufeyson? As in....son of Laufey?" Thor asked, a disgusted look creeping on his face.

"Brilliant deduction, Watson." Loki muttered.

"So Laufey sends his own son as a spy. I should have known how incredibly selfish Jotuns are. To send their own offspring for the sake of a victory in battle. Such monsters." Odin spat.

"Excuse you! That's my family you are speaking of. And to be fair, we are way more civilized than you. We all eat together, all of Jotunheim. That way, people don't starve. We care for one another and the king, that's my dad, he provides for each of his subjects. Then there is you. A rich, fat, pompous king who cares for winning the war, not the people." Loki said defensively.

"Do I care nothing but the war? If I remember correctly, it was Laufey who sent his spawn, not me." Odin said.

"So, what you are saying, is that you think your son the highest priority." Loki said.

"Is that bad?" Odin asked, raising an eyebrow.

"No, not at all." Loki said. "But I will hold you to that."

Odin opened his mouth to speak, but before he could, Sif spoke. "If you are a Jotun, why are you white?"

"Oh my gosh, Sif. You can't just ask someone why they are white!" Loki laughed. He stopped at the confused look on Sif's face. "I'm guessing that wasn't a Mean Girls refence?"

Sif scrunched her eyebrows together. Loki sighed. "Never mind. But to answer your question, my mother was Midgardian. That's why I am neither blue nor tall."

Thor laughed rudely. "Laufey mated with a human? Such disgrace!"

"Disgrace? How about, 'not being a species-ist....or whatever its called. Us Jotuns aren't harsh and judgmental like you all. I mean, I made out with the son of my father's greatest enemy!" Loki said.

Fandral tilted his head to the side. "Did you like it?"

Everyone stared at him. He shrugged. Loki considered the thought before answering. "It wasn't as bad as I expected it to be."

Thor hissed. Loki smirked, not being able to resist the urge to tease the god of thunder. "Oh please Thor. You craved my affection, you burned with the absolute need of my touch. I bet that if I wasn't a spy and you found nothing on that phone, you would have fucked me on that couch."

Thor's lip curled in hatred and disgust. "Be silent."

Loki sneered. "I bet you still want me. Shall we go back to the room? I can tell how badly you desire me. How terrible your hunger for my skin touching against your hardened-"

"I SAID SILENCE!" Thor roared, lunging at Loki, knocking him to the floor and pinning him.

"Thor!" Frigga called. Sif was snickering, along with Fandral. Thor's eyes were dark and filled with murderous rage. Maybe I pushed him a bit too far...Loki thought.