"Friends"

33 1 0
                                    

Do you have that best friend that you can't live without? You eat lunch with them, you think about them when you go home, judge them on a daily basis yet you still love them with all your heart.

Well, hate to break it to you but, they aren't your best friends unless you hate the rest of their friends. They are not your best friends unless you get jealous when they hang out with other people.

My best friend is a guy. I am a girl. His friends are obnoxious, sexist wasteful and worst of all- they can relate to my friend.

They can relate to midnight wanking and how it feels to orgasm as a male species. I cannot. Now yes, he can tell me all his secrets and I would keep them- unlike all his guy friends- but there are some things I don't understand.

Same with me. I honestly don't care if he knows I'm on my period or whatever. I don't care if he walked in on me having sēx. But, he doesn't know the pain of cramps and the hormones and the mood swings.

So yes, everyone thinks we're in a relationship. Of coarse they will, he's a guy and I'm a girl and we hang out, but I am in a relationship. And he is not attracted to me at all.

So yeah. It kinda sucks but hey. It's amusing to hear the rumors and all the questions so...

Bye! Vote and comment!! Have a good day!!

RantsWhere stories live. Discover now