A CRK SHITPOST

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Chilli Pepper: Careful, Cherry. Don't look it straight in the mandibles.

Cherry: Hah, Chilli, it's just a little plushie.

*Cherry opens the door and sees Pompon*

Cherry: AAAAAAAAAAAA-

Meanwhile in Herb's room:

Herb: What is that sound?

Espresso, pretending to sleep: I don't know, maybe it's Cherry-

Clover: Uh, why are you sleeping with Madeleine? A-and why does you have kiss marks on your face?!

Madeleine: No, I-I can explain-

Almond: ESPRESSO! Did you sleep with your boyfriend?

Espresso: Madeleine?

Almond: Madeleine...

Espresso: NO, I DIDN'T!

Almond: YES YOU DID!

Latte: OH NO, THEY HAD SEX-

Almond: NO, NO, NO, THEY DIDN'T! ESPRESSO IS JUST SLEEPING WITH MADELEINE, THAT'S ALL!

Herb: LATTE, ARE YOU A FUJOSHI!?

Latte: IT'S MAYBE!

Milk: WHY THE HAY YOU GUYS ARE ARGUING, IT'S 3AM IN THE MORNING AND I'M TRYING TO GET A PEACEFUL SLEEP-

(The door opens and Cherry gets yeeted.)

Herb: AHHHHHHHHHH

Clover: Holy moly, someone's hurt!

Almond: Crap, another incident...

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Bonus|after applying cast and bandages:

Princess: Grandmama, I don't know when we will feel better.

Hollyberry: It will take a while for our wounds to heal but I hope my granddaugther will be okay!

Princess: Haha, you too, Grandmama.

Hollyberry: *Sigh* Everything is completely okay. Latte cookie is relieved because Almond cookie told her that Espresso cookie and Madeleine cookie didn't do the nasty, Herb cookie and Clover cookie are calming themselves down by talking to animals, Milk cookie got enough sleep although he woke up late, Sparkling cookie and Raspberry cookie took a drink to feel okay, Blackberry cookie and Adventurer cookie are on their last date before they get married...

Princess: But how about Chilli Pepper cookie and Cherry cookie?

Hollyberry: Both of them are doing their crap again...

Cherry: Now that's a exploding drink we ever sipped!

Chilli Pepper, sipping on her drink: Yea, it's not that spicy but it's still fizzling like it's gonna blow!

Raspberry cookie, exhausted by their crap after finishing her drink: Why do I have to live like this?

Insert the credit roll:

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A/N: I know it's quite cringey but it's based on this image where Hollyberry cookie, Raspberry cookie and Princess cookie loses except Cherry cookie and Chilli Pepper cookie.

A/N: I know it's quite cringey but it's based on this image where Hollyberry cookie, Raspberry cookie and Princess cookie loses except Cherry cookie and Chilli Pepper cookie

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