15 drunk max.

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Charles: we lost max...

Seb: what do you mean you lost max! You went to his house!!

Lewis: well he may or may not have angrily walked out of his house...

Kimi: why?

Charles: because we broke in on his dad hitting him...

Seb: where was kelly...?

Lewis: idk...

Charles: balcony...calling an uber...

Seb: Max!! Where the hell are you?!

Max: somewhere on the moon! And I don't plan on coming back for a while!!

Lando: he's not really on the moon, right?

Carlos: of course not, cariño!

Max: how would you know? I could be!

Kimi: tell me where you are and i will pick you up!

Max: no!

Kimi: we will get ice cream...

Max: no, thank you. I got vodka!

Daniel: are you at a club?

Max: no! I got it from a liquor store!!

Kimi: stay where you are!

Max: no thankss...

Val: this is gonna end bad...

Antonio: mate this is not how you deal with life!

Max: who says i was dealing with life? I'm dealing with a monster! See me slay 🗡🐉

Seb: you are not making any sense...

Max: no? Oh...oeh!!

Lando: what?

Max: a casino!! 💰 🎰

Kimi: don't you dare go in there!

Max: I don eve like amblin...

Carlos: how far are you with that vodka?

Max: fourh bole...

Lando: he's drunk...

Max: i am no!

Seb: you can't even type any t!

Kimi: where the fuck are you max!!

Lance: oh no...🙈🙊

Esteban: kimi is mad...

Seb: max you better stay where you are!

Max: nee!

Daniel: and he is speaking dutch...

Charles: where are you max!

Max: op de maan!! Ik ben nie van plan erug e komen! Ik blijf hier! (On the noon!! I am not plaaning on coming back! I stay here!!)

Kimi: where the fuck are you max and no moon jokes!

Lando: did you learn Dutch to understand max?

Yuki: is it hard?

Pierre: translate idiots!

Max: oehh!! Zee!! Waer!

Charles: i know where he is...

Seb: then get him!!

Charles: what the fuck do you think I'm doing! Waiting for him to come home? Because drunk max does not go home! Drunk max does not want to go back to where he gets yelled at!

Max: 😱

Kimi: what?

Max: hot guy in Ferrari!

Kimi: 😑 i thought you were hurt...

Max: oh never mind... is charles...

Charles: hey! Am i not hot enough for you?

Max: did no say you were no! I jus say is you!

Charles: get in the car, drunkass!!

Max: nee...

Charles: want me to tell kimi to not get you ice cream for a month?

Kimi: bwoah... good 👍🏻

Max: you wouldn!

Charles: try me!

Max: fine...😔

Charles: good boy!

Max: ik no dog!

Charles: now get in the house!

Kimi: i see you know how to handle child max! Good job charles!

Nicky: #kimiapproved!

Lando: #kimiapproved!

Kimi: bwoah...

Carlos: hey charles how is max doing right now?

Seb: charles?

Nando: charles?

Kimi: kid? How drunk max?

Daniel: charles?

Lando: did max kill him?

Lance: maybe max ran off again...

Charles: finally...

Daniel: what?

Charles: max is asleep...

Kimi: that kid is going to have a hangover...bwoah...

Lewis: poor kid...

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