Ezra: Help! I'm drowning!
Kyle: Calm down. We're only a metre deep in water!
Ezra: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
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Ezra: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Kyle: Mine just says "Kyle no."
Ezra: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Kyle, texting: Don't worry, I have your phone! Text me when you're gonna come get it!
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Maudie: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Ava: wHat?
Maudie: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Ava: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?
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Kyle: Can I have some water?
Ezra: *starts chugging his water bottle*
Ezra: *chokes from drinking too fast*
Ezra: *spills water all over himself*
Ezra, coughing: I don't have any water.
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Kyle: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.
Ava: What baby?
Kyle, crying a bit: Me.
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Ava: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Kyle without him noticing?
Ezra: Hey, Kyle, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Kyle: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Ava & Maudie: ...
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Kyle: How stupid do you think I am?!
Ezra: You really want an honest answer to that?
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Ava: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
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Kyle: *watching his house burn down*
Kyle:
Kyle: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.
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Ezra: Don't weep for the stupid. You'll be crying all day.
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Ava: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Ezra: Cannibalism.
Ava: *confused chewing noises*
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Kyle: Oooh, a train!
Ezra: We're in a train station, Kyle.
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Ezra: Damn, the power went out.
Kyle: Don't worry, I got this.
Kyle: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Ezra: What-?
Kyle: I swallowed a glow stick!
Ezra, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Ava: But what about Kyle?
Ezra: Don't worry about him.
Ezra: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hot1dog like nothing happened.
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Kyle: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.
Ava: But your way is sheer force!
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Ezra: Kill me nowwwww.
Kyle: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.
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*Ezra, Kyle, and Maudie are sitting on a bench*
Ava: Why do you guys look so sad?
Ezra: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Ava sits down*
Kyle: The bench is freshly painted.
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