Ezra: Did you just call me a shrimp, you fool?! I'm still growing, dammit!
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Ezra: All of your existences are confusing.
Maudie: How so?
Ezra: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.
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Ezra: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.
Ezra: Anyways, you said Poppy is enjoying finger painting! That's great.
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Maudie: Do you cook?
Ezra: I made a cake once.
Kyle: Yeah, it was good.
Ezra: Really?
Kyle: Don’t make me lie twice, Ezra.
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Kyle, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.
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Maudie: Which country has the most birds?
Maudie: Portu-geese!
Ezra: That's a language.
Maudie: Portu-gull?
Ezra: Good recovery.
Ava: I think you mean good re-dovery.
Kyle: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?
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Literally anyone: Kyle, no.
Kyle: Kyle, yes.
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Kyle: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.
Ezra: Why not?
Kyle: Because I don't know what they mean.
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Kyle: I’m quick at math.
Ezra: Ok, what’s 38 times 76?
Kyle: 24.
Ezra: That wasn’t even close.
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