Ava: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
Kyle: Ezra is the scariest thing I could think of!
Ezra: Kyle told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.
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Kyle: Hello McDonalds, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets, prepare yourselves.
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Kyle: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!
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Ezra: What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Kyle: That naptime was a punishment.
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Ezra: I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something.
Kyle: *laughs* Book recommendation? I can't read!
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Kyle: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!
Ezra: ...
Kyle: Oh, right. The lying.
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Ezra: What are your three best qualities?
Ava: I'm hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
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Ezra: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.
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Kyle: Guys, I didn't memorize my lines!
Ezra: Just use your lack of common sense! Everyone knows the characters in plays are dumb as heck!
*During the play*
Ava: Hey! You finally made it! Did you get the donuts?
Kyle: W-what're donuts?
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Maudie: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.
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Ava: *running towards Kyle with open arms*
Kyle: *moves out of the way*
Ava: Hey, why'd you move?!
Kyle: I thought you were going to attack me.
Ava: I was going to hug you!
Kyle: Why would you hug me?
Ava: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
(Not shipping)
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Kyle: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Kyle and not do the thing,
Kyle: Well there's a clear right answer here.
Kyle: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*
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Ava: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?"
Ezra: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name.
Kyle: It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"
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Maudie: So uh, for this party and everything, do you, uh...
Ava, sighing: You don't know how to dress for this, do you?
Maudie, panicked: WHAT IS CLOTHES???
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Ava: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Ezra?
Ezra: No.
Kyle: I do!
Ava: I know, Kyle.
Kyle: I'm sad.
Ava: I know, Kyle.
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Kyle: You know what I've realized?
Maudie: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?
Kyle: Nice try, anyways-
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Ezra: Don't stay up all night, Kyle. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.
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*Kyle and Ezra playing minecraft*
Kyle: Oh no, oh no, oh no-
Ezra: What's wrong?
Kyle: I did a thing.
Ezra: You regret the thing you dID-
Kyle: *screams*
Ezra: What the heck did you do- *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* Damn it-
Kyle: *screams again*
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Ava: Remain CALM! *slaps Kyle multiple times*
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Ava: Breathe, just breathe.
Kyle: I've done nothing with my life! I'm a failure!
Ezra: Awww, that never bothered you before.
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Ava: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.
Kyle: Unless you're home alone.
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