Ava: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Ezra: We have three actually-
Maudie: Pick your favorite.
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Maudie: There was a motor close to where I am right now.
Ezra: A motor- a motorcycle?
Maudie: Oh sorry, a murder.
Kyle: That escalated quickly.
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Kyle: Money... Is like president trading cards.
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Kyle: Change is inedible.
Maudie: Don't you mean inevitable?
Kyle, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn't.
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Maudie: Y'know, maybe things aren't so bad. I'm here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.
Kyle: Hey, Maudie.
Maudie: GODDAMNIT!
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Kyle, after getting a job as a life guard: Hmm... I wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are..
Ezra: THOSE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING!
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Ezra, trying to comfort Ava: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.
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Ezra: How the hell are you still alive?
Kyle: Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are.
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Kyle: Pick a card, any card.
Ezra/Maudie: Fine.
Kyle: Wait, that's my credit card!
Ezra/Maudie: You said any card.
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Kyle: I have a 1:30 appointment.
Maudie: Which doctor?
Kyle: No, I want the regular doctor.
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Kyle, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.
Ezra: Do you think other people can't hear you?
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Ava: You shouldn't be using a straw.
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