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Ava: I hope you have an explanation for this.

Ezra: We have three actually-

Maudie: Pick your favorite.

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Maudie: There was a motor close to where I am right now.

Ezra: A motor- a motorcycle?

Maudie: Oh sorry, a murder.

Kyle: That escalated quickly.

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Kyle: Money... Is like president trading cards.

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Kyle: Change is inedible.

Maudie: Don't you mean inevitable?

Kyle, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn't.

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Maudie: Y'know, maybe things aren't so bad. I'm here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.

Kyle: Hey, Maudie.

Maudie: GODDAMNIT!

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Kyle, after getting a job as a life guard: Hmm... I wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are..

Ezra: THOSE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING!

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Ezra, trying to comfort Ava: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

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Ezra: How the hell are you still alive?

Kyle: Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are.

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Kyle: Pick a card, any card.

Ezra/Maudie: Fine.

Kyle: Wait, that's my credit card!

Ezra/Maudie: You said any card.

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Kyle: I have a 1:30 appointment.

Maudie: Which doctor?

Kyle: No, I want the regular doctor.

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Kyle, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.

Ezra: Do you think other people can't hear you?

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Ava: You shouldn't be using a straw.

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