Ezra, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Kyle: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*
Kyle:
Kyle: It's perfume.
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Kyle: I’m 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome.
Ezra: That’s 200%.
Kyle: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.
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Kyle: Big day today, Maudie. *holds up two shirts* Mustard stain or ketchup stain?
Maudie: Mustard– looks less like blood.
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Ezra: I just wanna be called smart 21/7.
Maudie: Why no 24/7?
Ezra: Snack breaks.
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Maudie: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store?
Ava: I thought the animals might be lonely.
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Ava: Kyle, is that my mug you’re drinking out of?
Kyle: No, it’s mine.
Ava: It... looks just like the one I have...
Kyle: You don’t have one like this anymore.
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Ezra: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Maudie: Can't relate.
Kyle: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
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Ezra: Kyle won’t wake up, what do I do?
Maudie: Did you try kicking them?
Ezra: Yes.
Maudie: I’m out of ideas.
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Maudie: You want some leftovers?
Kyle: What are those?
Maudie: You've never had leftovers before?
Kyle: No, ‘cause I’m not a quitter.
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