↳ The InBESTigators Incorrect Quotes ༉‧₊˚✧

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Maudie: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.

Kyle: What?

Maudie: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

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Mr Mcgillick: Kyle, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Kyle: Ooh, someone's in trouble.

Everyone:

Kyle: It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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Kyle: You can take away my rights, but can you take away my lefts?

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Kyle: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.

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Kyle: Please! Pretend I'm useful!

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Kyle: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can't take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth.

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Maudie: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

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Ava: *cocks gun* Go to bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a threat.

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Kyle: Is this a good idea?

Kyle: Probably not.

Kyle: Do I care?

Kyle: No.

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Ava: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.

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Ezra: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

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Kyle: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!

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Ezra: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."

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Ezra: Why do I always try to tell people we're cool? We are so very uncool.

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*out grocery shopping*

Kyle: *takes a free sample twice*

Kyle: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

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Kyle, explaining why they are not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole house down.

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Ezra: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Maudie?

Maudie: No.

Ezra: I think I speak for Maudie when I say it sounds really super.

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Kyle: Hello, I'm Kyle. I work at a shop now. Here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen.

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Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut?

Kyle: Preferably with scissors, but a sword would be really cool.

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Kyle: Are you busy?

Ezra: Yes.

Kyle: Cool, listen to this.

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Kyle: I don’t even use tubberware anymore.
Maudie: What are you saying? Say it again.
Kyle: Tubberware.
Maudie: Say it again. Slow.
Kyle: Tubberware.
Maudie: Slow, very slow - actually, say the first syllable.
Kyle: Tub.
Maudie: Wrong.
Kyle: What do you mean, wrong?
Maudie: I thought I caught that. You’re saying tub. It’s P.
Kyle: What are you talking about?
Maudie: Tupperware. Tupper.
Kyle: It’s tupper!
Maudie: It’s tupper, always has been, always will be.
Kyle: I thought it was tubberware because it kind of looks like a tub.

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Ava: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?

Ezra: I feel like we've all done that at least once.

Kyle: I ate it too-

Ezra: See?

Kyle: -On purpose...

Ezra & Ava: ...What?

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Kyle: I just ended a five year friendship.

Ava: Oh no, are you okay?

Kyle: It's okay, it wasn't mine.