Prinxiety Oneshots 3

"You're so rude!"

"I already have a headache and you haven't even opened your mouth," Virgil said as he rubbed his temples.

*offended Princey noises*

"Oh don't even with that," Virgil rolled his eyes.

"You're so rude!" Roman said, annoyed.

"You're so annoying!"

"You- you must be talking about yourself."

"Nice s-s-stutter, Roman."

"Oh shut it, Virgil."

"You 'shut it', Roman," Virgil said. "It's always 'blah blah' this and 'blah blah' that." He rolled his eyes and started walking out of the room.

"Oh no you don't," Patton said, blocking Virgil's path. "You can't just walk away like that. You can not just walk away from an argument. You two need to work this out. We are all sick of your arguing."

"That is why we are locking you two in this room until you can get along," Logan added.

"What!" Virgil shouted. "You can't do that!"

"I hate to agree with Jack Smellington over here, but he's right," Roman said, causing Virgil to roll his eyes. "You can't lock us in here."

---

Roman and Virgil have been locked in a room together for a few hours by now. They have just been trying to ignore each other, occasionally they argued over something.

They were locked in a room that was basically a den. It had a couch, a few bean bag chairs, a tv, and a mini-fridge. There were also random pictures hung on the wall. Roman was sitting on the couch and Virgil was laying across some of the bean bags.

"Ugh, I'm bored," Roman complained. "I'm putting something on the TV."

"Oh of course you get to put something on," Virgil rolled his eyes.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Roman asked in an annoyed tone.

"Oh, I don't know," Virgil rolled his eyes. "The 'gReAt PrInCe RoMaN' gets to pick what we watch. Just like he gets to do with everything."

"What? I don't control everything."

"Well, it sure seems like you do."

"If anyone controls everything it's you," Roman said. "You're the one that makes it so Thomas doesn't leave the house nor have fun."

"I don't make him, I just strongly suggest it," Virgil said. "And I do it for his own safety. A lot of bad stuff could happen to him if he goes out like he could get drugged or worse."

"How likely is it for that to happen anyway? I doubt that it's that likely."

"1 in 4 people."

"What?"

"About every 1 in 4 people end up getting drugged."

"Really?"

"Last I checked."

"That's so many people."

"That's why I don't want to let Thomas go out. It could happen to him."

"Well, if he's out with friends there's a smaller chance for it to happen to him."

"I guess that might be possible that with his friends he could be safer than without them."

---

The two kept talking for a while. They were actually getting along now and starting to understand each other.

"You can't be serious," Roman chuckled.

"I'm very serious," Virgil said with a small giggle. "It really happened."

Roman almost fell off the couch laughing.

--

The two eventually turned on a Disney movie. They did argue over what movie to watch but eventually came to an agreement. Halfway through the movie, Virgil fell asleep. Not long after that Roman fell asleep.

Eventually, Patton and Logan opened the door. They looked inside and saw the two were both asleep. They left the door open and headed off to bed. 

(581 words. I'm not sure if the statistics are the same or not now, but yeeaah.)